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-Okay, how about that? -This?
You left me in the trenches taking grenades, Adam!
Omg, your brother, he’s down again.
Come on. Claire.
For the past couple months you've been a ghost.
How I feel about UFC 298, 299, 300
Damn you devon!
I’m sure it’s going to be fun For the people who are going.
-Sounds good. Okay. -If you need me, I'll be on line six.
I could hang out for a few minutes.
Hey, Jessi! Can we get some cupcakes?!?
You're so cautious. I'm more of a risk taker.
TRAPSTER! IT'S SACK!
That my hands are your hands.
PERVERT
Riggsy! You sand bagging’ son of a bitch!
I was a Pennsylvania high school state champion. I’ll make it rain out here!
-I don't know what Red 7 means. -Hot route!
GOOD, GOOD! MORE FOR ME AN YOU.
-Down! -Come on.
Doomsday Metcalfe
let's go kill some beers I'm psyched
White trash
...and we turn it into thread for homeless people to sew.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
"Shlomo? I Thought You Were Renouncing All Your Possessions And Moving To Nepal."
That's What I Really Wanted
It’s Fawn season kid! You sandbagging son of a bitch!
But I got us covered.
I'm terrified of this broad.
Starboard. Trying to get it over here and crease the sheet.
Jesse tried to seduce me
--or my job...
You sandbagging son of a bitch!
You better get your ass over here Sunday.
-Mrs. Cleary, I don't-- -Call me Cat.
[CHUCKLING]
Our situation?
I don't even know what the fuck a value prompter is
Dude died in a hot air ballon accident. What an idiot!
WHAT'S MY NP DOING? I NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING FOR IN BASKET...
And then you get caught up in it and you get kind of into it...
The first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a Hail Mary.
Whatever. Make me a bicycle, clown.
I don’t want to get into last trial with Jared, because it’s only going to make me mad
Good, Good! More for Me and You.
Maybe I'm a little fucking crazy. That's right. Maybe Jeremy's a little nuts.
I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out, you selfish son of a bitch
SACK: You did a great job. JEREMY: What happened, Toast?
Maybe I'm a little cuckoo.
hey mom! the blowies!
...so I put up with your stories about scallops and otters...
Get in the fucking closet right now. You go get in the closet!
Grow up Peter pan
.
Whatever, Make the Changes Clown!
You poor thing.
You better get your ass to that birthday dinner.
Pervert
-Randolph. -Shh.
...but they found the documents...
Chum, the fines totals! Fuck!
Huhhh whatever
You want me to blow on it?
-Daiquiris. -Daiquiris.
This is a quote from Mikey Happy birthday, young man.
White trash
Let’s go kill some goblins, I’m psyched
What? Who's getting negative?
What do you mean, how? She was a very, very family-oriented girl.
Damn you, Scott!
-I said, feel them. -Mrs. Cleary--
Just don't say anything to my dad, though.
Hey ma!
-People helping people. JOHN: Yeah.
...unless you're absolutely positive that they have a pulse.
And, uh, I thank God every day...
Whatever, make me an app clown
About how you left me high and dry to get my ass kicked by Sack again?
We've become extremely spiritual...
JOHN: Hell of a season.
Yes! Liberals and football!
You’re unbelievable, Gudas!
I just had my own sock duct-taped into my mouth last night.
JOHN: Oh, it's really not that interesting, actually.
You Bite Your Tongue, Coyz
There's a ferry leaving in 1 0 minutes.
So now, all of sudden, I'm starting to get interested.
-Hm? -Enjoy the party.
CLAIRE: Over here! Me, me, me!
The Sacmaster
Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.
-They love it. -Harvard, Kennedy School of Government.
Sebastian Maniscalco... He's a wop genius!
We did not have a moment at the dinner table.
There’s nothing terrifying about the dark
Perhaps play a game called find the clit
kerry cowie are you cowering the cows to jewellery guts? yes pauline bain i am baining up your bashes kerry coweles.
Do you remember that private detective we used...
Do you? Do you, kid? Why don't you go get me a 7-Up, okay?
I was thinking you could come to my room
-Hello. -Excuse us.
...that I wore around all day, playing football in, pouring sweat in...
Uh, so how do you know that?
John, it's okay.
That Blonde Was a Real Shot of Life
But let’s book some parties, I’m psyched
We want it now!
-Oh, you're gonna cover me? -Like white on rice.
I'm gonna golf with ya. But I don't want to golf with ya.
Calgarians right now
-Listen to me. I can't go. -Why?
Yes! Drinking and football!!
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
Your goddamn negativity!
Buddy, you know I love you, and I hate to see you like this...
What's wrong?
Das neue Buch von GMK
Crab cakes and DebtBook! That's what Maryland does!
Mr. Mostella
Claire, will you wait just a second?
Get it?
Daiquiris.
IT’S LIKE FISHING FOR DYNAMITE
-What's wrong with you? -What's wrong with you?
The guy you loved since business school. Don't thank me.
There's something not right about these guys.
I want my sweater back!
Look, I knew I was never gonna be a professional bullfighter...
-You want some? I knew you'd come-- -Yes.
Why?
Drop your cock and grab your socks What time is lunch today little buddy?
You gotta wait until I put them back.
you're gonna get really bad arthwritis when you're older-- (cracks knuckles) no i'll just let you keep doing it. if you get really bad arthwritis when you're older that's your problem.
“Maybe.” That’s all I needed to know
-Rhino. -Or a fucking human being?
[GUNSHOT]
Damn you, Rodger(son)
Actually, it would be a really nice bike ride.
Shark? Ya he’s whatever I don’t know..
_
Fair enough.
You know, this and that. Crashing weddings.
-It's the circle of life. -Oh.
That's what MVP does!
And It's All Good Because You Seemed To Make check and Mott Happy...
Well, I think you might have to deal me out on this, because we were gonna--
What about the Susan Barnes Trial three years ago?
Take a good picture! Ahhhh I'm dead.
"Team Player"
Whatever. Get me a case, clown!
MIGHT AS WELL BE A BULLSEYE
Flom, you shut your mouth when you’re talking to me
I will have some meatloaf. Let's have some meatloaf.
-I'm sticking to it. -Go ahead.
Reraqueries.
[BAND PLAYING POLKA MUSIC]
Carry you?
Earth you are my bitch lover!
CLEARY: Mommy, let's not go there again.
Okay. You're going.
Johnny, wait a second.
We lost a lot of good men out there. Playing in BG3?
Don't worry, he won't say anything.
I know it doesn't feel like it, but we're making progress.
I don't eat meat or fish
Are they built for speed or for comfort
I got a stage 5 clinger.
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
Although we may choose whom we marry...
Uh....
Okay, let me, uh--
-Look it up. -I didn't know that.
….Mardi Gras?
Ahh! I'm hang-gliding! Honey, take a good picture-- I'm dead!
I'm a little too traumatized. Let's move.
The McCrady Family ………
Couple of dumb kids
...wedding season?
I don't even know what the fuck a wood devil is
,
Damn... Skeletons
You motor boating sonofa bitch! You old sailor you!
"Team player"
I-- You know, we've just been talking so much about the future lately...
At the Buckner nuptials you were sitting and sulking in the corner.
We’re not that young
Can't let a little pissing and moaning break tradition.
YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS TO THAT BACHELOR PARTY
You’re lethargic!
People Talking Football!!
It’s Wedding Week, kid! YOU SAND BAGGIN SON OF A BITCH!
we lost so many good men out there
We still have a lot of things that we want to accomplish.
No, no, it's about...
When you know what you want, you know what you want.
Well, I mean, I think I am. I....
Let's see how you do with somebody your own age.
He's a chomo
Damn, SLUTS!
Normally, I'm not very good at these things, but I think this one's pretty good.
But you know what? It also led me to you.
But let's go answer 100 David Rhodes emails. I'm psyched
When it’s October 31st and you’re all in your feels about spooky season coming to an end
No, I don't even know what the fuck a Gulzar is.
Everythg.
6 minute poker tourneys and week long daily fantasy… That’s what Jesse does!
Why are you Yaleing at me?
YES! Cornhole and Dunkin’ That’s what the Foxx’s do!
It’s Race Week! You sandbagging son of a bitch!
Hey
-Jesus. Come on. You ruined it. JOHN: Come on. Get in there.
...your daughter's a little....
So here's my question:
Yes, you are.
You better get your ass to Coleman House early and hang out
It's Baseball Season Ring that bell you son of a bitch
What is she doing? I never know what she's doing back there.
Shlomo would like me to take him to the bathroom, then get him some crab cakes.
When Chazz Reinhold passed the sacred rules of wedding crashing onto us...
Red 7, Red 7, Red 7!
Everyone said “Jabroni”
The noise
Yeah, I remember, but this is--
dichro, you are my bitch lover!
CRAZY HORNY
Last week I did an exact replica to scale of Wrigley Field.
.
Take a good picture! Ahhh I'm dead!
MARY: He was a doll.
...or I could go with a votive of roses and lilies, I don't know.
Thats what on PRemise Does Fracking & DQAs
Oh, thanks a lot.
Uncle Ned's kids.
Let’s play cummyaches
Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50 percent?
I’m not even gonna say it but you know I’m upset
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.
Oh, great. Game's over. Satisfied?
...on her 1 3th birthday. You remember that.
CLAIRE: Honey, are you okay? SACK: Oh, yeah.
-Feel them. -What?
What's going on?
Ooh.
He lived with his mother till he was 40. She tried to poison his oatmeal.
The big sleazy. Scooba Sleave
She hasn't returned your phone calls, she's never responded to your letters.
Who gave this to you?
Hot Deal!!!
Give me your hands.
-That's okay. -No, you're really sweet.
Benn, I'm not wearing any panties
Sebastian Maniscalco... He's a wop genius!
I gotta be honest, I open this group text, it's like-- A little like I'm trying to get my bearings
I love it on pizza. I put a little bit in my hair...
-Congratulations, Mr. Secretary. CLEARY: Thanks.
not sure if you realized this but I'm an idiot
Lock it up
You bite your tongue. Chazz Reinhold is not a kook.
-Hm. And that? -Cotton linens, Egyptian.
Wow, Mr. 2-Rooms-for-8-guys is also an $165/round golfer. It's kind of an interesting combination.
You selfish son of a bitch
You’re projecting! Stop projecting on me!
Scott I hope you like your bday gifts! I’m not having it Anne
THANKS GARY
Yeah, I pray too, you know what I mean?
...I'm gonna make all your fantasies come true.
My briefs, are Saxx
Day 5:
FINE!
Good. Good.
I don't want to get into what happened last night because it's only gonna make me mad.
Can I say Yes
I don't even know what the fuck a vacuous pablum is
So is it just about the money?
Oh, that's Mae Lin's adopted son Benny, the veterinarian.
You don't think we're being--
Rule #5 Wear a mask
-Oh, my God, don't ever leave me. Good. -Ever.