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I land at 8:45
I can do it myself I can do it myself
Shh.
That Blonde was a real shot of life
"Team Players"
Go out there and catch those garden sales from 1916!!
Make me a Bloomin Mary, clown!
It’s Bevo’s POTA BD Day! - You sandbagging Son of a Bitch!
Opening to The Great Mouse Detective 1992 VHS
You sandbagging son of a bitch!
Hey, You're Mott. She'll Come To You.
-...but that doesn't mean-- -Oh, I wasn't a virgin.
...until you feel them.
I sure did, Daddy.
You can hide from me all you want But I'd find you
And I’m not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either.
I'm not g-- John, I can't-- Heh, heh, heh.
Because I'd find you
.
Mr G
CLEARY: John, my boy. -Yes?
...was the secretary of state for President Franklin Roosevelt.
-Or the wedding? -The wedding had to be fun.
we’ve got a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about mom for a while.
-We're all one. -We are?
Damn straight
...investing in companies that are ethically and morally defensible.
‘
Garnet when he see Andy & Tyler Play Golf
But that that's how everyone feels before they're about to get married.
Come on, John!
Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal.
Is that good?
The big sleazy He’s a wop genius!
CLAIRE: Are you running away from me?
It's just that we lost a lot of really good men out there.
I don't know about you people, but I'm in pain.
Might as well be a bullseye.
Never know what she’s doing Hahaha
I'm gonna go drop this box of fresh Wyoming air.
I told you that in confidence.
I told you that in confidence
You sandbagging son of a bitch.
Pfft. Jesus.
Get out.
...but we gotta look at reality here.
Claire? She's, you know, whatever, I don't know.
That’s what Texas does!
Blue 1 7! Red 7!
JOHN: Come here, come here.
...for other homeless people to sell. It's a pretty good deal.
That's unbelievable.
She looked good. I might give her a shout.
Damn you mixon
Yes, I do.
So how long have you and the secretary been married?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Hey Fella.
I'll be in Europe eating...
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades
Sounds sorta wonderful
...my best friend and my first mate...
You sleep
I was at her house when her parents brought her home from the hospital...
...to include me in something like that. Thank you.
Just hike the ball, nut job.
This statute violates troxel troxel? you don't even know troxel
Are you kidding me? I thought it was great.
Ma! Mac and cheese! Fuck!
I can wake him up for you if you like. His name is Snooky.
DAMN YOU ROGER!! DAMN YOU!!
Now you're just some laxatives.... That I used to drink
Come on, let's go.
I'll be in my room painting... Homo things
When you snap one OB and your buddy tells you stroke and distance.
You leave me
big tree fall hard
You sly son of a bitch.
He made a fool out of you, Claire.
From everything you’ve told me about Cathie, she sounds like a look!
Where is Tim right now?
Noted
I gotta go.
Huhhh whatever...
...but it's not Halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula.
Now spread it around on each other.
What time of the year is it ? It's audit season
Let me say one thing.
Can I ask you a question, Father?
Pervert
Are you sleeping yet?
You sandbagging son of a bitch!
What about the Susan Barnes trial three years ago?
The Big Sleazy, Tommy Gufano. He's a WOP genius.
The noisep
JEREMY: You're wrong to pull out the rulebook. There was never rules about this.
GRETA, THE OX! FUCK!
He’s a homo.
It's like I come over, I don't know what to expect.
De bons gros Rwemous
I want my painting back.
THAT’S WHAT BRONXVILLE DOES
-Fine! -Ow, Jesus Christ!
Good! That's good!
-Fondue set. -Excuse me?
...and I was there the day she graduated from medical school.
Where is Sack? Well then…
You lose good men to comfy couches and wives who can’t find their husbands
You go get in the closet! You go get in the closet!
How it feels, Watching presidential protests
Hey mom! The mannequin!
we had a good date *ffffttthhhdddddd* ahhh I'm dead!
Are you kidding me? How could you not have a good time?
Why are you yelling at me?
KATHLEEN: Mr. Senator. Thank you. -Congratulations, Kathleen.
I'm taking it with me.
You get near my fiancée again...
fissure
Meeting Room Battle
It draws attention to you in a negative way.
Hey, hey. Fifth row back with the fancy hat.
Hell of a season, pal.
What is our situation dad?!!
He's a chomo
just the tip, just to see if it's warm
We’ve been having a ball together
It's a Cleary family tradition.
[COUGHING AND WHIMPERING]
i’m at homo
Matt
[MOUTHING] Okay.
Where’s Sack? Well den. We sail without heem.
OH, PLEASE. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU THINK I’M HYSTERICAL NOW I KNOW YOU’RE LYING
It’s all deadly
Das neue Buch von TOP!Frauenberatung cool, cool, cool
.
JOHN: One minute.
Let’s go shoot some hundreds, I’m psyched
IT'S CONFERENCE SEASON KID!
We want it now
Just a couple of kids who like to fuck trying to make it honest.
Sounds sorta wonderful
What an idiot (parlay)!
Huge dyke. A real rug muncher.
This fucking guy, unbelievable!
Well, that's what I need. Claire.
There he is!! It’s the big guy!!
Hell of a season pal
But let go lose some money. I’m psyched.
J5 DV Brief Chat on Cyber-Kinetics Ryan: "You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, Rich!"
Hh Hh
JUEGADOR DE EQUIPO
Okay Kitty Kat, this feels borderline inappropriate
You sleep
Well, we had to give her a Sweet 1 6...
I am.
...you're not that young.
It's the 1st quarter of the big game And you want to throw a Hail Mary
We should probably head back so they're not looking for us.
-Timing's no good. I can't make it. -Why?
Soft mattress?
Here's what's gonna happen, Tonto.
Okay.
Now I'm all over his radar. Stupid.
You better get your ass to that wedding
I always knew my first time would be on a beach.
Truth be told, I'm on about 2 hours of sleep and halfway through a bottle of bourbon.
Lockett up
[VOMITING]
Take it you hyena. Don’t say thank you
It isn’t mine But I glanced at it.
You shut your mouth, when you are talking to me.
You bite your tongue
-You have your families. -Your decorations.
Listen, man. The family dog live downstairs. I’ll wake ‘em—his name is Snookie.
-Told you this would be classy, right? -Yes, you did.
-Good. -Where's your friend?
-You won't make time for me. -If I get my sleep...
...and it's gonna go into crisis lockdown mode here at the house.
You better get ur ass to that alley
What’s wrong with you ?
-...will finally unite. -Hear, hear.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
-...but that's not why I did it. -Weren't you scared?
How about a dance?
Chan, im not wearing any panties
lattes
“I’m working on a Saturday” “He’s a homo”
Will you just go stand on the other side, please?
...when I get the sensation back in my face. From the football game.
Try getting jacked off under the table in front of the family...
It’s joe He’s down again
...we honor the eternal bond...
-Good. -What have we got?
We're gonna be on the field in 1 0.
JOHN: Oh, that's a great school. Congratulations, Todd.
Blake tried to seduce me
Damn you, Google, damn you
Nature's Most Powerful aphrodisiac
What is she doing? I never know what she's doing
KROEGER: Those are mine. -I want them.
That feeling you get When you find the cheezals
It’s fantasy time! You sandbagging son of bitch!
...and it would be so great if you guys came.
Big Tree Fall Hard
Oh, yeah. Perfect.
-John Ryan. -Claire Cleary.
-...and he said to himself: - [WHISPERING] Hi.
He's the best man.
I can do it myself ASSHOLE
You left us in the trenches taking grenades, Emily!
...up to the lectern.
Bobcat, I saw you on the dance floor
These bacon wrapped scallops? Phenomenal.
From everything you’ve told me about Ed Dandrige, he sounds like a Kook!
Wow, really? Mount Everest?
Mm-hm?
Not to mention, they got three live bands...
What do you like better? Christmas or draft day?
[SLAPPING]
-Okay, Cat-- -Call me Kitty Cat. Rowr.
[WHISPERING] Okay, excuse me, I'm sorry.
yes beryl oranorderliodensial? what do you want? i want to have cranksclecanklebutherwastelets.
Thank you, Randolph.
...only works if the truth is a small thing.
Oh, shit. Isn't that the girl you hooked up with at the Andersons' wedding?
Um, heh....
You left me in the trenaches taking grenades, Angela!
Maybe you can help explain something to me.
-That looked like it hurt. -Ooh.
And I'm flattered that you would think of me...
Listen, man. The family dog live downstairs.
Draw attention to yourself… But on your own terms…
.
JOHN: Whoa.
SACK: They're not who they say they are, Claire.
I can't believe how selfish you are.
-I think I had him. -I know you did.
.
She’s back!
I’ll chop since lees too pussy
I can do it myself asshole!
Rule #115 your an asshole
Maybe I don't deserve it.
I think I'm gonna go to bed.
You better get your ass to that wedding.
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, Mike!
We're tacking back round.
You better get your ass to that dominoes day