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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Because I’d find you.
Na, from the dollar store
-Oh, that's bullshit. -Yeah, thought I forgot about that.
Wow, they feel really nice. Real orb-like.
The big sleazy. Tommy gufano, he’s a wop genius
You should have watched it in your underwear.
Please, you and I know I have phenomenal hair
Wait, that's stupid. We don't know anything about maple syrup.
We’ve been having a ball together
[LAUGHING]
Phenomenal finger food
One day, you'll look back on all this and laugh...
...I'll kill you.
This is FSU Oh, my God. Your brother, He's down again
I don't want to play tunnicliffs
So how's my protégé?
I'll make it rain out here.
...two of the great American families The gooches and the Baileys…
Life of a sad boy
You gotta step this up already. I'm gonna give you the damn eye drops.
I know it's a surprise. It's not on the surface.
Ow! Jesus!
-Say yes to yourself and your future. -Say yes.
But let's go play some fantasy beisbol. I'm psyched
Or Ouch, Ouch, You're on My Hair.
[PEOPLE CLAPPING]
-Way to bring it. SACK: Anticipate that rush.
Ed! The Baller!!
You better get your ass to that wedding!
It's been months, you haven't heard anything from her.
No, I don’t even know what the fuck a Manhattan is
That's neither here nor there.
Okay? It didn't work. She had to leave me and go attend to him.
I'm too drunk to walk, so carry me to my room.
OH MY GOD. EAGLE LOST HIST SHIELD AGAIN
Then, three of the great American families The Meador, Gonzales, and Pierce
Oh, he says he believes in art.
-I've got a flight to Madrid. JOHN: Oh, you have to leave?
He got her yesterday.
She took a bike ride down to the beach.
Any Convo with Jena & Tammy
All we can do is...
WHEN JJ NEEDS SOMETHING GAY
I'm a very powerful man.
[BIRDCALL WHISTLING]
two of the great American families, the Calabros and the Devizios.
I don’t even wear a mask Maskless
.
Oh, Lord.
My toddler whenever I try to help them.
This is John…….. whatever.
Just calling to see what you're up to
This is the Kentucky Derby of weddings.
CLAIRE: Sack, what are you doing? SACK: Remembering yet?
Turnaround Season
Let's go Christine! In our Elf costumes!
...or just your general point of view towards everybody.
Great. Great! Let's sign the paperwork and we are done.
I glanced at it
It's contract renewal season!
Jrr’ Crai...???
-Yeah. -Funny.
-Okay. Let's do our pregame. -What do you got?
Good news travels fast.
it's not even fair.
LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU SO YOU UNDERSTAND... I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND LIKE A SMALL CHILD.
Erroneous! Erroneous!
Okay, come in for the real thing.
She's dead.
We got three really big weeks ahead of us.
Ohh, Mott.
Most Dangerous Game
The Brazilian girls were very nice. They seemed like--
CLAIRE: Actually, Sack got the governor to subsidize part of the project.
My leg's cut and bleeding. I'm just-- I'm not really in the mood for this.
Mr. Magaw yes um, the answer would be....
-What? Ah, he's fine. -I can't breathe.
Natalie Portman.
[SCREAMING]
America to Trump...
You had me going, son.
real orb-like
Oh, man, I feel like, Wow!
I need to talk to you. It's not a big deal...
I don’t even know what the fuck Overwatch is
Oh that’s terrific, why don’t you feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I'm drowning.
...I should take it easier on him.
Saturday-- I got one Saturday.
Oh, cool, cool, cool!
How is everybody?
There’s talks about Crowley, Ross Davis’ hair, and it’s like, you still got it!
Harry Potter, if he existed.
.
Zach Wilson, The Big Sleazy He’s a wop genius
This you right now
[LAUGHING]
Leave me in the trenches Taking grenades, Jen!
J-bone is-- Believe it or not, he's getting married.
that's what a really meant
But that sounds terrific. That sounds unbelievable.
...like a hawk, or an eagle, or something with some talons?
It's not realistic, it's crazy.
Clark Kellogg?
We are Uncle Ned's kids.
What is he doing over there? I never know what he’s doing over there.
It’s CRAP!!
CLEARY: Well, then, we'll sail without him.
Mijo! The keepers! Fuck!
-Big dyke. CLAIRE: Oh, Lord.
CLAIRE: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
The first night makes or breaks our street cred in the neighborhood There is no room for error
Out. Out.
Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula.
Fujimora wedding, 3 p.m.
GLORIA: Baba ganou!
I'm not a nut.
...who cared about what other people thought as much as she did...
Crab cakes & football! That’s what the B1G does
CATCH THAT BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
And you shoot it down with your negativity!
I don't believe this.
I mean, I believed that she was a virgin.
We want it now! The meatloaf!
Nonsense, I insist.
You know how they say we only use 1 0 percent of our brains?
David , I’m not wearing any panties ! Lol
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades Laurie!
They’re overpopulated and They’re decimating the grub worm population
How I feel when we say we’re a traveling synchro skating team
...we'll take a couple. The big thing is that we're all moving on.
Yeah, I'll throw in a wedding every now and then, but funerals are insane.
That cyclone DB just Eye F#cked the sh!t out of me
Jada Pinkett Smith is not a kook.
If I do this, I don't wanna half-ass it.
And I'd like to play some catch-up on finding out who's inside here.
-Holy sh-- -Shirts & Pants. Holy Shirts & Pants.
Babaganosh Special
I'm coming. Right? Right?
I told you that in confidence. That was a confession
Run!
I'll be in my room painting.
Spring be like.... and perhaps, play a little game called just the tip.
I disagree. Now, look, they're having the engagement party...
Dingers
Here, I'll just pick this off, I'll go grab another piece. That's it.
Purple Hearts. We won't have to pay for a drink all night.
Yes! Defending Fessy & The Buffalo Bills.
Now I know you're lying. You'll do anything to get me to go...
I like to shut down my engine. Recharge my battery. And get back to neutral.
-You met her at a funeral? -Yeah.
My life right now
Okay. Oh, oh, yeah.
-We'll burn them with the post. -No, no. No, I got a better idea.
Good man
What is wrong with you?
Shaun
Every time I look over, you're on your ass again.
...she said something to my dad a couple of years ago...
This is John….. Whatever.
But let's go lose some face offs. I'm psyched.
To Rist from everyone.
...play mahjong with her grandmother at a retirement home.
Wow That’s really impressive
Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
...that he will never spend his birthday alone again.
Secretary Cleary, John Ryan.
When I need a hug and someone tries to comfort me… … but I’ve been self-reliant since childhood.
This is Joe Sigh....., whatever.......
YOU LEAVE ME IN THE TRENCHES TAKING GRENADES JUSTIN
[CHATTERING]
-You nervous? -Mmm, little bit, um.
True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.
A tremendous competitor
Nature always wins
Fresh Wyoming Air
Hey, great talk
.
CRAIG: I, Craig...
Dang Jake....
Oh, Jeremy, I do!
I'm sure it will be fun for the people that are playing.
I don't wanna do it. I can beat this guy. Let's be honorable for once.
Good luck.
He's good
It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports...
What’s your favorite day of the year? Oh! Oh! Uhh gameday
Okay.
It was like trying to cover a fucking racehorse.
It was my first bisexual
I don't think you appreciate the urgency.
But this is not a fant--
IT’S SEXUAL AND VIOLENT
Lord knows we need a catch now more than ever.
Come on. Come on.
I almost numchucked your ass woody! You don’t even know!
Your mother.
We’re here to get drunk
I know, but it's complicated.
What season do you like better? Christmas or Protest season?
CLAIRE: Is that true? -No, well, it's-- Not entirely.
JEREMY: Gloria, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching lately...
Let me see that again, please.
...on the Paraguayan debt and money supply issue, did you?
It’s Table Season, kids!!!
[PHONE RINGS]
Erin at a Wedding
MAN: Hello
This is just semantics. Russo wants to throw a couple million at me...
...disappearing?
Ma, the meatloaf! Fuck!
What’s trash
Why are you yelling at me?
Im not even wearing a bet Betless.
Jeremy tried to seduce me!
annasophia cowie and pauline robb and gerard tarantino and quinton depardieu and gene panayotakis and stavros wilder. miss bain and kerry maud and owen gallagher and ashley wilson and gillian fanderlinden and alison southam and arnie abogaye and emmanuell schwila.
Yes, at after parties at Dan’s
PRIEST: A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted.
Well, she's not afraid to express herself sexually.
Oh no.,,,,,,Steve Stop Hitting Him!
Johnny! She's trying to kill me!
Okay, Kitty Cat, this feels borderline inappropriate, and--
[CLEARS THROAT AND CHUCKLES]
What to you like better, Christmas or NAPE Season? Ah, The answer is NAPE Season.
It was my first two!
He's back.
Yes! Corsi and expected goals!
Yesterday?
...love, we have learned, is a mystery.
Number one: Stop being a pussy.
Claire, I'm not standing here asking you to marry me.
[MACHINE BEEPS]
What the fuck? You can't knock anymore?
Yes. Well put. One sided.
It's all I think about and I don't know what to do.
I'd like to recharge my batteries, and shut down the engines...
WOMAN: Do not talk about me as a mother
THIS IS... MARTHA. WHATEVER.
I'll give you a little bit more time because somebody can't close.
You're never gonna hit me, I don't think. I'm pretty quick.
He can't hear anything either. It's part of the accident.
Tomorrow cannot get here fast enough...
...and all the friends here assembled.
Then I’m going to shut down my engines and recharge my batteries And I will see you in the morning
When the kid from Clarence gets a new car for Christmas
Do you ever pull on yourself or...?
Im not judging you because i think youre an innovator
Hot Deal!!
Hell of a season, pal
JEREMY: Mm-hm. -We settled the deal with the cars.
But let’s go post some content. I’m psyched.
I never thought my sister would find someone...
...is not Chazz Reinhold, who's in the hall of fame.
You didn't always hate each other.
Hey.
You're goddamn negativity!
-You the man. -Take it easy.
Grow up Peter Pan, Count chocula.
I don't want to play. Get in the closet.
...that something about me feels alive inside.
Diggin' talking with ya. You're a really enlightened cat and I like that about you.
Ready! Set! Hut! Hut! Hike!
Mags Brother: Check, I saw you on the cornhole boards..
Share that with the Dalai Lama, jackass.
You want the noise brought on you, because here it comes!
Well...
You’re wrong to pull out the rule book on this
Damn you, covid!
Oh, yeah. 46 extra long, baba ganoush special.
Hnat’s and Zbur’s
You don't sound very enthused.
When the teenage kid from Clarence gets a new car
What is he doing? I never know what he’s doing back there.
I think that there's some great things that I'd like to do...
Maybe that would fall under the category of creepy.
We lost a lot of good men out there. Working for ESPN?
I felt like Jodie Foster in The Accused last night.
Good, Good! More for me and you.
Whatever Make me a bicycle clown!
Jabroni!
Terrific, it was terrific.
[DOOR SHUTS]
Come on, let's go.
It could have been that, or the midnight rape...
Who gives a shit? First weekend, second weekend, it's like pizza baby!
BOTH: Ooh.
Sack did that to you?
Yeah.
Put these in his drink and he'll be going down on a toilet seat for the next 24 hours.
Me when eating Oreos with Bae
Sorry, guys, I forgot. How are you connected to the family again?
Let's play anal hero