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[BABBLING]
Oh, okay. Which one?
Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday.
Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene.
That's true. This message could be coming to you...
BOTH: Hey.
You may not recognize us...
Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it, dressed as a farmer.
- It's in a box in the fridge. - Okay, sure.
[PHONE RINGS]
This is not bad.
We've already ruined her first birthday.
- Hey, I think Emma might like it. - Oh, Emma might like what?
- But she'll be up soon. - Where's Joey?
I am this close To tagging up my testicles again
...we had to take him to the emergency room.
And we paid for a room that we're supposed to be in right now!
Come on, you guys, this is really important to us.
That is a weird sentence.
[BARKING]
All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.
Gee, if only she were 1 and had no idea what the hell a birthday was.
I just felt so bad missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know.
Or we could flip a coin and multiply the answer...
The three of us together again. You know what would be fun?
...in all different shapes. And if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing.