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I don't like your meat, anyway.
Come up.
Magnificent One, he's just one...
I told you to...
He switched it!
I got to hand it to you. You always told the truth.
Too late!
- Hot dog? - Hot dog.
Gee, are you okay? What happened?
We all have them, my dear.
I was at home.
Let's just hold hands.
Okay, yeah, we've got a P.O...
Careful with the bags, please.
Yeah? Let me know when he comes in.
Actually, I live in the city, about three blocks from you.
I'll try to remember that.
Okay, send them down.
What an undemanding male this Superman must be.
Give me another plate of this garbage.
Keep it on the flame, this is just a minute steak.
This order's to go.
So, this is Superman.
...they are cowards after all.
Not everybody can have x-ray vision, you know.
Sorry, that seat's taken.
He was right in the line of fire and nothing happened to him!
No offense. You're good, but Lois Lane is better.
...you're going to spit teeth! Get up!
...what you would call on Earth, criminals.
We really better talk.
I'm going to be fine, you don't have to worry about me.
Ever heard of parachutes?
Get 'em up, keep 'em up!
Sounds like an earthquake.
It will. Starting with your own.
How am I supposed to get a Pulitzer Prize writing about a pink bear?
Watch it. Don't touch me!
Pulitzer Prize.
For you, sir?
I told you this was a puny planet.
Non was caged!!
You're being released, so shut up.
Are you kidding? I didn't do it for you, Lois, I did it for us.
- No style at all. - I expect...
Lois, swim!
It helped me to build this place.
...where you are three.
And she, the one you have chosen...
...and he'll be along.
In it, we placed these three arch-criminals...
No. You're not selfish at all.
382 out.
How can we be sure? Today it's possible to make a bomb if you have the equipment.
Get to the morgue. I want to know everything there is on terrorism...
But...
South, Miss Teschmacher!
...human beings. Now, if you could...
What's happening? That's the understatement of the year.
Kneel before Zod
Attends. Wait.
...like a girl.
What?
But consider...
I am General Zod.
Lois...
Our victory is complete!
Non, non, c'est interdit! ComplÈtement interdit.
- Mr. President, can't we... - I'm afraid there's nothing anybody can do.
Not with a whimper. Not with a bang.
I mean, not that it couldn't use a woman's touch...
I mean they can't even trace that guy on that radar they got.
No, you've got so much going for you.
The son of Jor-El? On this planet?
Mother?
Did you see the way they fell into our trap?
You should see the White House, months of cleaning.
When was the last time you heard me sneeze?
...will pay for your defiance.
Despite all our efforts, we were unable to change their evil natures, their evil ways.
- Actually, yes. - Be more aggressive! You have to...
Hi, Lois.
...they've got a Hydrogen bomb to level Paris.
Nate, wake up, will you?
What would you folks like?