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M'kay? I can do this all day!
Look, it doesn't matter.
Oh, just give us one minute!
that Tegridy Weed is having a Pandemic Special!
we'll finally be able to unlock what caused a virus
Ooh! Tell Fauci to shove it up his ass
How can this happen, doctor?
They said I'd have to wait until April.
Hey, hey, hey! W-Whoa! W-What are you guys doing?!
Stan's right. If we want things
Where are the car keys?
Which one do you want?
- every other day... - They can't do that!
The mayor has called for help from infectious disease experts,
No, in a class, with real teachers!
children are getting ready for their first day of class.
M'kay. One of our fourth graders
Ha ha! Ha ha! Ooh, boy!
And what exactly is pholidota?
Oh, what a folly a shower seems
What if hit someone in started crying? I can say sorry or I Can Hug Them!
But... we have hired all new teachers. M'kay.
Alright, men!
- Here's to China! Ha ha! - To China!
Can everyone hear me m'kay?
Stan, you really need employee assistance with this.
in Wuhan, but from a species called pholidota.
Hey, can we have some of that Pandemic Special?
I'm looking for who to blame.
This is a violation of our freedom! Who's with me, guys?!
One day I’ll get to say ….keep watching
while others think that... Sorry.
Are you... a pandemic specialist?
Is it really for reals?
What?! Fucking what?! Ha ha.
Everyone listen up.
So we will be keeping your kids here,
Are you out of your mind?
Aaaah! God!
Butters you get back to cutting down that stupid tree in the yard Or your two are grounded for life
Do you want to talk about it?
We got an appointment!
Just make sure you smoke it, okay?
to a certain bat in Wuhan.
You were all exposed to a student here
Jimbo's a fat alcoholic who'd be in the hospital anyway.
All right, that was about five minutes.
No!
That's it.
But if you need to talk...
I'll just ask you all to keep a good distance away.
Our teaching staff does not feel safe to return.
And since the students broke quarantine,
We were able to break down the virus enough
Oh, come on! What kind of animal