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invest in anything shitty.
Pound it? Oh...
- Yeah, I'm developing this app that
you'd misinterpret my intentions,
So if we can identify our users by these types,
- Actually, you told me to call your office next week.
and a dancer's build.
more competition-- it'll cannibalize itself!
Sun tzu. Also, 50 cent tweeted that.
- Burn! - Bad job.
Jolly well parked, sir.
Girl, you know I'm gonna call you.
- Do you know that 70% of women
Well, look at the bright side.
- Thanks.
When Facebook launched, kids used it
- Yeah. - Team deathmatch--
- You think kissing my ass is gonna win you an audience?
- Well, I'm six texts in.
Bet you 20 bucks he waxes his balls.
Don't worry, man.
and sweat stains and pizza crusts.
- How are ya?
- Yeah, it sucks. - Yeah.
- Classically trained? - Yeah.
Our app introduces you to the people you should know.
What a mistake. - Careful, man.
by hundreds of invisible factors
[typing loudly]
- Ah, yes, Barrett, got your emails, all 20 of them.
- Then a healthy snack.
This is--this is why you made me wear pants?
- Sorry, George. If you'd like,
Burger for dinner. - Lunch, dinner.
- Burn! - Bad job, not good.
we would've failed.
because, uh, I just shed a real tear for you.
- Whoa. - How was that?
- No offense, but I'm sort of