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master of the turntables.
And if brb fails, they're gonna take me out back
Snapseed, foursquare, pinterest, mint--
Brb can do that, absolutely.
set something up.
Oh, but that's the thing about you guys, isn't it?
or set a tennis date.
- What? Look.
- Dude. Whoa, man.
- I took half a bottle of ritalin once
- Like valet-me. - A parking app?
Just, um, hanging out.
- Wait, wh-wh-what is-- - they're definitely not.
Maybe people are staring at screens 'cause
Amazing.
and I would not pay $800 for a pair of shoes.
Right.
Going home.
- Your future ex is here.
- I'm going. I'm going.
[Brass band playing] - Jolly well parked, sir.
So now I send you mikki's digits.
- Was that sarcasm?
* I wanna roll the dice
- Oh. Maybe i underestimated him.
But it's not terrible.
from strumming her flying "v."
No, it's cool. Don't worry about it.
[Grand symphonic music playing]
What are you selling?
- I didn't say that.
I'm sorry. What?
so maybe I misheard you.
- She's just so sweet.
- [Sighs]
[Closes case]
Come on. - Huh?
- bald man is Moby.
- It's a stalker's wet dream.
- Oh, can't. Don't belong here.
I'm here to pitch it to George murchison.
- Fine. I'll-- I'll go to the meeting.
* they're not hard to find
- yeah, I don't do that.
- All of the kinds.
[All exclaim]
This is exactly the kind of innovation
You'd rather sit alone in your little cocoon
* I'm a broken man, I'm damaged goods *
But this is nice, in a classic sort of of a way.
And now it's just-- it's just clogged