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Did you know the original title for War and Peace...
I said “Easy, big nigga”.
Well, what if she calls me?
You can't handle the terth!
- Well, you have insurance. - I wish.
I call him Golden Boy.
Right in the head.
I KNOW MY ALLEYS!
What uppppp Crystal
I can't believe it.
...who would have even been in a limousine yesterday?
- What's wrong with your-? - Sand. I can't get rid of the sand.
- Yeah, plugging along. - I got the alumni magazine.
I know my alleys.
- What? - If you can't turn that thing off...
The sky was fatal that day, my friends
this is golden boy's son... baby blue
- Hi. - Hi.
"Boy, his life is a lot like mine."
Here is latest draft.
- I got no problem with that. - Good.
How long has it been?
Jerry?
RIP shamrock tee
...in the New England Journal of Medicine, I'm not gonna pay for it.
in case of any trouble, zip.
They put me in this thing that feels like a coffin For 45 mins!!
Well, would you believe that it actually hit somebody in the head?
The sand. It’s everywhere.
You can't handle the truth!
...as highly acclaimed, had it been published under its original title...
Save the whale, George.
- Yuri Testikov, the Russian writer. - The guy who was in the gulag?
The ball is just sitting there, Jerry, and I can't hit it.