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...holds there for a moment, and then:
...and then you go, "Get the antelope. Eat him. Bite his ass!
You ever been in one of those things? You could go berserk in there.
So I started to walk into the water.
Occupations
I love these nature shows.
absolutely nothing. huh! say it again.
...from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me...
Whatever. Hey, new tape recorder?
- You wanna take her out? - When Superman saves someone...
Whatever you say, Crowell.
Because if this is a lie, if this is a joke...
The rhyming hell gods were angry that day my friends
- You know what room Testikov's in? - Yeah...
- Oh, there you are. - There you are.
I don't know what else I could tell you.
But I pressed on. And as I made my way past the breakers...
George I wondered where my nighties went to Boing good riddance faye you're rejected
I don't know why you had to tell her that.
...so Testikov threw it out the window.
...and he did a pilot for NBC called Jerry...
...they don't have to be.
EASY BIG FELLA
God spoke through his pen.
- ...soak in the sink with some Woolite. - No.
- Hey. - Hey.
What?
Occupations
...the Russian writer. Hello?
He did not need inspiration.
Diane DeConn?
- A marine biologist? - Yes.
What is that, a Titleist?
- Unbelievable. - Yeah.
...but I tell you, Jerry, at that moment...
I said, "Easy, big fella."
How much is Testikov getting from Pendant for this book?
I don't know if it was divine intervention...