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...nobody asks if he's trying to hit on her.
Although, one wonders if War and Peace would have been...
I'm just saying I want to join Seinfeld @Meta.
Great, great book, if I may say so, sir.
From where I was standing, I could see into the eye of the great fish.
Eskimo Monday roll call Show of hands please
- Mammal. - Whatever.
Got my laundry back.
Now picture this. We find a nice, sweet spot between the dunes...
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A hole in one, huh?
Yeah. You know...
I threw out my old book. I'm lost now, Kramer.
You can't handle the truth.
Hey, Jerry, you're in the alumni magazine. Listen to this:
Golden Boy's always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry. Here.
A woman found an electronic organizer. My name's in it.
Like, if it's the antelope, and a lion's chasing it...
Inquiries? What are they good for?
...308. I'm crazy for doing this.
I stink!
...I'll have to ask you to leave.
Why don't we drive out to Rockaway...
- Why not? - She's not returning it...
- Golden Boy? - He didn't make it.
You know I always wanted to pretend I was a farmer
You put me in a very difficult position. Marine biologist.
Well, What Did You Do Next? Well, Then...
Erin can't handle spicy food
Cash advance? Yes.
Is anybody here a marine biologist?
- What is this, your mail? - Yeah.
...into the ocean!
...and hit them...
who wants to have some fun?
Easy, big fella
Obviously plankton.
We both had tears streaming down our faces.