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but then he kinda lost his way, midway through
Just because I shot him does not mean I trust you.
You're doing a great job, Jet. Just give me a second, okay?
You are the only one Bob trusts.
Robbie.
I'm sorry about ruining the night, Jet.
That is it.
He's got a plan for each and every one of us
I don't have no shit in my system.
You're gonna- No!
An everyday Joe.
I had no idea you could do that.
True story.
That's my partner.
Oh, shit, shit, shit. Sorry.
Did you see that, Bob?
Stop. What's going on, man?
(SOFTLY) Come on.
I work for the CIA.
That's page-one CIA stuff.
BOB: Calvin. Is that you?
- Oh, no. You know- - I wasn't talking to you.
(GROANS)
MAN: (ON RADIO) And now, it's time for a breakdown.
(BREATHES HEAVILY) Oh, man!
You about to turn my phone into a bomb, aren't you?
But in the meantime, we gotta get those encryption codes
Okay, I don't want to watch this, guys.
ALL: (CHANTING) Golden Jet! Golden Jet! Golden Jet!
Mr. Joyner. Guess who we're about to arrest
Just go.
Don't tell your wife shit.
Let's wreck him.
He got a banana!
Okay? Deep breaths.
No.
- This is not a heart. - It's not a heart?
I just want to nip this thing in the bud, whatever it is.
Talk about caterpillar to the butterfly...
whatever or whomever they may be.
(ALL CHEERING)
- Oh, shit! - Oh, jeez. What's the matter?
She wore a cape.
We used to sneak off every lunch hour
Oh my God, I hope he’s Catholic
Target's in the house.
What is it that-
(GROANS)
Fine. I'll give you these fists.
The worst!
- I'm all thumbs. - It's my computer!
One sec, Jet, just gotta disable the GPS.
What're you talking about? What's what?
- so we're kinda early. - No!
Is it hot?
voted Most Likely to Succeed.
if I were medically able to have children.
One second.
(CHUCKLES) I was just gonna lose it.
Where are the codes? Where are the codes?
I worked out six hours a day, every day,
Bob! Bob! Bob!
without knowing that he's committing treason when he does it.
(BOYS GROAN)
Your junk is out.
he listed in his personal references.
Oh. It's because Ethan got promoted instead of you?
Go on, get your rock-hard ass up there.
Oh, man, I am beat.
Good day all
Mom: Did you skip class today?
No, no, no.
I'll order some nachos. The Explosions.
I wanted to win the race so damn bad
It was the only way I could save your life.
- Come in. Shh. - You're not my wife!
An accountant? Really?
CALVIN: What are you doing?
I'm sorry, y'all. actually you're already in
So, say hello to your wife and then get off the phone.
Yeah. You're right, CJ.
What's up Your sexy as dick right now
Bob, Bob, Bob!
You're gonna get shot!
and I was gonna be like Molly Ringwald.
Longitude and latitude.
For reals, for reals. Go ahead, man.
Thank you! I'm out!
(BREATHING DEEPLY) Bob is The Black Badger.
And there's a wolf-boy.
They shut us down. The fire trucks are out here.
Really?
No, no! (GRUNTING) Hang on, buddy.
- Oh, Bob! - That's teamwork!
- Don't do that. Don't do that. - (LAUGHS)
So...
I'm sorry.
No one else can be!
(RAP ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
I'm gonna need your tie.
Hello? Calvin Joyner, Accounting.
Love you. Bye.
Wow! Did you feel that, Jet?
- Hello! - Alert Langley, asset uncontained.
I'm very in tune.
Hi, Robbie.
Okay, the race came down to me and this other kid.
Stop it! It's awesome.
I cut them, so this is me and you.
(ALL LAUGHING)
We're going to have him cold.
No, now, I'm looking for more of an emotional connection.
Bro, are you seriously gonna go there, bro?
(MY LOVIN' BY EN VOGUE PLAYING ON THE RADIO)
(GROANS)
- This you? - Yeah, right here.
- (PANTING) - (TIRES SCREECHING)
How cool is that?
Anything else, please.
He got the jump on us. Give me the key.
All right?
Jenny, get the windex! And security for this one
You know, he's actually a pretty good dancer.
Who cares? Hey, you should come to lunch with us.
I AM LITERALLY MADE OF QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
You leave me no choice.
I promised myself I wouldn't do this.
Super spinny.
You want to know the sound I'm about to make right now?
Stop, man. It was the right thing to do, you know?
- Everything's good? - It's coming.
- No, you look great! - Stop it.
I am made of questions right now....
- What's left to tell? - Hey, no, I get it.
Hey, you play your chessboard however you like, okay?
Thank you for being so uncooperative.
Dude, that was amazing!
- I'll be waiting. - Jesus Christ!
Ben…
(ECHOING LAUGHTER)
I know you know how this goes,
You know, I mean,
Hey, wait. Whatever happened
You gotta see it, dude.
for the moment you've all been waiting for,