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What the hell?
You can fly in, in a bunch of helicopters and dress up in a thousand suits,
That was the balls right there!
I will. You know?
I never could.
Looking at you right now, you don't seem so cool.
Whoo!
then you need to let me know.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Here it is. Here's your transaction number.
TREVOR: This week just keeps getting better.
That's racist.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(GASPING)
I mean, you're smart, you got the skill set,
but that doesn't give me the right to take it out on somebody
the person I knew in high school,
The package. Please.
I'm the hero of my own story. That's...
It's called Junk Mail. Clever, right?
I haven't- God!
I am Made of Questions Right Now
Why am I the bait?
But your hair's changed. You used to wear it curlier.
I had a guy tell me the other day,
(BEEPING)
- (GUNS COCKING) - Hand them over.
Come on, man!
That's my jam!
Sorry, Jet.
And if I had to hear another goddamned story
Dude, you don't have to be a dick about it.
- Do you think? - Oh, what? Yes!
Didn't he used to be your assistant?
Do it now!
I'm a dick deliverer specialist.
Yeah, right! I love it.
Yeah, well, depends on who you ask.
- (CALVIN SCREAMS) - (BOB WHOOPING)
(GRUNTS)
I'm in the stairwell of your building, two flights down.
I'm an expert in speech pathology and psycho-lingual subtext.
- What? What'd you just- - (LAUGHS)
- In or out? - Okay, then I'm out.
This ain't the time to bullshit me.
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
See you on the other side.
from the countdown on your computer.
AGENT: He's got a hostage!
Well, yeah, there was this one time.
This is an auction site, Bob!
You're… Something's not adding up right. You're… Something's not adding up right.
Time's up.
my best friend is here with me.
I was like, That's not a good line. But it was!
They're going to vote on homecoming king and queen again.
- (PHONE CHIMES) - Boston.
Hey, just for the record,
So, everybody, let's all just stay calm.
Eyes are closed.
of the National High School Student of the Year Award
Somebody dies!
We'll announce the queen in one moment.
Good night, Jet.
I've got the login info, if you wanna crack open your computer,
Okay.
(SCREAMS)
Yeah, you.
- Okay. - Calvin? Are you-
I'm good at my job. It's not the same thing.
(CHEERING)
(PHONE RINGING)
You gotta believe me.
No!
I know you've been struggling a little bit.
- You still ride? - (ALARM BLARING)
Okay. I see.
He's in there! Bob's in there!
He used to put Rice Krispies Treats in my locker.
then they gonna get a Golden Jet flip.
Oh, Jet.
- Oh. Sorry, Jet. - Excuse me.
The guy who got thrown out the gym, butt-ass-naked, senior year?
and you already got a dope-ass code name, The Golden Jet! What?
I mean, the man that I married,
- All right. Jeez! Is everything okay? - Everything is fine, babe.
Okay, okay. That's a great idea, Jet.
I am The Black Badger.
and apparently he's in town for the high school reunion.
All you gotta do is plug those digits into the GPS, and boom!
Okay. (LAUGHS)
I really appreciate the help, Trevor.
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
that you are now a part of a highly classified covert action.
Never had a boy.
I had no idea that your life with me
Bob! Harris is The...
And, ever since then,
Look out, Bob!
Listen, Dr. Dan can see us today at lunch.
Golden Jet!
I'm a Scientologist. Okay, that's A.
No, that doesn't sound like something I'd ever say.
Come on. Stay with me, please.
CALVIN: Get it off!
I just don't understand the rules to the game.
I'm sorry about lunch today.
Wait! You're making a mistake.
to help me figure out the last piece of this puzzle
So, Central High, Class of 1966,
Evans Oduro You the Man!!
You ever see that movie?
I wanna talk about you.
You guys, I want to say sorry to.
(GUNS COCKING)
No!
No.
- (ALARM BLARING) - Get me out!
You just seem like a regular guy.
I know.
Golden Jet! Yeah, it's my baby.
Harris is The Black Badger!
Uh-huh.
I am made of questions right now.
I don't even know what's going on with me right now.
codenamed The Black Badger
(ME SO HORNY BY 2 LIVE CREW PLAYING ON COMPUTER)
You need anything else? You're okay?
It's not my bag anymore, CJ.
Yeah.
(MOUTHING) It's Bob! It's Bob!
(ENGINE TURNS ON)
This guy, here, he was gonna...
I'm pressing the time out button.
So I was gonna say let's just meet at Dr. Dan's office.
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
I'll handle it.
Uh-oh! Oh!
You're right, Pam.
What do you mean kinda cool? Ain't no kinda cool.
No, no, no! Don't go home!
It's obvious he's the bad guy.
Well, it's not bank transaction numbers or codes, it's actually-
I'm doubling the price on Bob's head.
(WHISPERS) Bob!
You're gonna need it! He's in here!
Yeah? Well, you really suck at it.
You would? You would do that for me?
So you're not gonna come here and treat me like I'm the enemy, okay?
Just doing my job.
Calvin, you be Calvin
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
Like, that guy, back then,
(PHONE RINGING)
BOB: Phil was my partner, my teammate
Hey! How about a hand for Principal Kent, huh?
You're my only friend, Calvin.
Oh, I don't know.
My client's all on me to get this stuff handled right away.
I mean, high school wasn't easy for me, man.
Honey, I want every single girl
I'm just catching up with an old friend from high school.
You can get a bunch of digital red tape.
Fuck!
Go. Go on, and I'll just see you there, okay?
Hmm.
That's what I'll be.
Bob, that was amazing! I've never seen anything like that!
Might get us both killed
Simmer down, Ant-Man.
I'm the guy that went down, okay?