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It's in his blood, this miserable fucking existence.
My flight was delayed. I just got home.
I don't know. It seemed...
could I bank the resulting goodwill?
There he is... The missing link.
- To business. - You're gonna jinx me? Toast with water?
Anyway, she became a problem to deal with,
Do this again, sweetie. And get him a club soda.
But trust me, there's millions of girls out there
I want to go back to what Stan said...
- Thank you so much for inviting us. - Sure.
If I was to know something
Cheese it. It's the off-duty cops.
What happens is
Yeah, so get some toilet paper.
This is a jerkoff, you know it and I know it
He just got in three hours ago.
He was supposed to call you. You fucking believe this?
He sent his idiot nephew and jason molinaro to my father-in-law's store.
Jesus Christ, Carm, he's gonna be 21 in two months.
Not exactly. Al caught 'em while they were there.
It's not that simple.
In my case, it's the same thing.
Get in the fuckin' car!
What are you talking about?
Little prime rib? On me.
How are you the cause of it?
Let me take this.
Aight that’s it. Enough’s enough.
When you suck the money out of my ass! Now get the fuck out!
- Eh. - Can I help you fellas?
Why?
Call an ambulance!
wasn't much more than a fucking junkie.
Will you just come home, please?
I can't sleep at night without you.
Chris? Fine by me,
Serious fuckin' things,
...just how soon before they attempt to blow this fire out?
for me to be around that place.
My point... What the fuck was...
That job is all I have in my life.
Turn those ribs.
Tell me they're not gonna blow up the chemical plant or some shit.
I know you'd rather see him in his room drinkin' cocoa,
How the fuck do I put myself up for adoption?
We both have, and now we're afraid to talk to him
12k in there. I took my cut.
Let's be honest about the great Dickie Moltisanti:
Ooh! God bless the NFL.
He needed the tools, he could have left me a message.
Come on, it's friday. Bills are sunday.
You just missed him. He went to lunch.
Would you like me to recommend someone for him to talk to?
You're 20 years old. You barely have a life,
Things change,uh?
- She ain't adopted, Paulie. - I'm kidding.