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Well, they're college kids. It's what they do.
but he's been saying some things that are really disturbing.
Oh, fuck!
That's a huge plus nowadays.
Her husband was an asshole, supposedly.
it'll be like, the year 2027 or something?
She broke up with him.
Hi, I'm Chris. I'm an alcoholic and drug addict.
Oh, come in. Come in.
They're all handymen.
I have never seen him like this.
- but I am afraid to leave him alone. - Afraid, why?
Oh.
'Cause Dr. Parisi and me, we're gonna do a little experiment.
You can actually land a punch, too.
I'm not gonna do nothin'.
That spanish chick? He took her to my cousin Angela's wedding.
He's here?
Is he still sleeping?
Cataldo, that state trooper, he's putting a drop ceiling in my basement.
you booked a party here next week.
Actually, yeah, Paulie, for some of us it is.
They used to hang around the Bing,
He set his mother up with a whole web site
Yo, help us hold him down, come on.
Fraternities, frat boys.
What you're going through,
All right.
I couldn't sleep.
So they did or they did not take the saws?
I don't know. I'll call you later.
You are so bad.
You obviously must have knew he had a crutch.
- Maybe next time. - What are you, watching your cholesterol now, too?
Oh.
How about faxes? Emails?
Oh, fuck, yeah, Ahmed and Mohammed.
Al here?
Pours you a drink with one hand,
When I was a child I had a fever
I can't help thinkin' that this goes directly to what we talked about...
I guess we knew that already, didn't we?
Look at this pile of shit.
Listen, that subject we talked about...
Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
Nothin', we're just fuckin' around.
You know, my father fuckin' abandoned me.
My son is talking suicide.
All those inspections slow down wal-mart's operation.
Come on, what are you gonna do?
Honestly, I don't even think it's a good idea anyway.
- You having a good time? - Yeah.
She was cute, okay, but come on. With another guy's kid to boot.
I'll give you stories make your fuckin' head curl...
I guess.
Add three more M.R.I.s and you're looking at a 10% increase
11 more credits and I can transfer to Syracuse.
When I was using, I was a disgrace.
- What the fuck are you talking about? - Come on, Ton', huh?
With your relationship?