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I just go where BunCo tells me,
Did I not bring it?
I told her I'd be a guest on it.
but I have an LVAD machine in my heart.
You're, like, a symbol
I'm just a wealthy lawyer who became hot while he was in a coma.
But tigers don't live in Haiti.
wicker baskets at a beach house
I know I have to do this.
Even if that means you starve to death.
Wow.
Oh.
please give a warm welcome to Kimmy Schmidt.
Well, he died, didn't he?
and, like, one weird single guy that didn't quite know what he was in for.
No, don't hit me!
Oh, I gotta bring a change of clothes to the party.
I just rocked an old man's bones
Until the ratings come in.
Parentheses,
Parentheses Twist."
I did some pro bono work for a limo driver who was scalded
I thought I'd never get married again after Roland died.
which is the part of it that the wife
Is just one theory.
Or a Dracula.
I just assumed we were in Dallas... or Houston.
The Countess is supposed to shove me into a koi pond.
The only thing that never goes out of style
This is gonna take some getting used to.
I'm gonna miss you so much, Lillian's friend.
that 2.8 million people saw my client's genitals get erased.
Because of the money.
Now every time you come home, the mailbox flag is up,
Because of you, the woman on that tape is dead.
It's not fair.
and now we're gonna save the world together.
So I guess there's two things
One, two, three.
Don't worry. Not everything's changing.
My God, Artie.
I'm so embarrassed, Russ.
Is it okay with them?
trademark me, 1994--
Your brothers nearly punch-buggied you to death.