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Where's Phil?
You know, just getting it together.
It's like living in a frat house.
I...
I was thinking...
Who, Susie?
who are we kidding?
I hope that's not what you're saying, Eddie.
Nobody's got to take these substantial losses...
Did I fuck Darlene?
I'm some kind of very, very unusual jerk is what I figure.
Artie, too!
The director and I hit it off. It's very exciting.
I am not so dumb as to be ignorant...
No. My agent said he liked me.
Great.
Was it sad?
Mickey, put Eddie on.
This is a perfectly viable piece of ass I've brought...
There were certain things I lear...
Nothing is necessary, Eddie. Not a fucking thing.
I know ways to make guys stop anything.
Shut up!
So what?
Well, she... Susie, wait a minute.
Yeah, but what does it mean?
Great.
It's that goddamn maternal urge.
which is better than most people.
You mean this conversation?
Eat an orange, why don't you? Calm down. Where's the fruit?
and you couldn't even really make out the words even.
a bunch of dogs.
I actually went out of here North...
"Who dies in..." I mean, what the fuck?
if you die in a happening...
There are some times...
If it wasn't for the kid, he could walk.
won a person some affection...
Chemical weapons are very careful...
So that's why you're such a wreck, Eddie.
I don't feel like being flip, Mickey.
and she's been very impressed by his work.
Artie's pissed.
Boy, you really are an insulting form of person!
I don't know.
You can't just say that. You gotta mean it.
to each other of any kind.
I'm getting confused here, Phil.
What did you ever do but mock him and put him down?
in order to know.
I gotta get back to Susie.
Great.
so why do you take these chances...
of some neurotic, triangular bullshit between you two.
Anyway, it's not time that's dark.
I mean, the Aborigines...
I was blotto, I was personally blotto.
No. I was driving. I don't remember.
that is not foreseen, expected, or intended...
Two guys, Eddie.
Quit the goofy shit for a second...
Eddie ain't here.
I got news for you... bullshit.
Except I'm not serious about anything, Artie.
So guess what, Eddie? It's almost decided.
It was talking to me with her face on it.
and everything pertains to everything...
that might deter you gets locked away.
What everything?
Is she all right?
She worked the last time I used her.
Opposites. We're totally dissimilar.
who likes to jerk around tough guys like you.
Right. But no one knows what anything means, right?
I'm not.
You just hear the bad thoughts, which at this point...
and you're checking your goddamn messages?
Honestly, Eddie, I like them both the same.
on a personal level. You know?
That's OK.
If you want a guarantee, call the manufacturer.
Help me out here, Eddie, huh?
She's up for it...
She was a snake.
They're fucking ghouls, Mickey. They eat our hearts.
If we'd met a year ago, I wouldn't have had a prayer.
You are maybe not familiar with it.
I cannot express my gratitude for your including me.
knew what you were talking about...
That I was shit, and this cloud knew it.
Leads are always a different physical type than you.
I'm not exactly certain.
Mickey, at the very least...
I can't rush.
so she was staying off the street.
What was your name again?
I know, but she's desperate. I can't stand it when she cries.
I tried to warn him, you know.
I'm gonna ask Susie to give me one more try.
You could call...
Well, as it turns out, I am free tonight.
Phil's left Susie again. This time it's final.
So, like every other whore in this town, myself included...
This is crazy, Phil. This is nuts.
I don't know what I mean, but I know what I'm saying.
Great.
Facade.
What do you mean?
You are doing the right thing, Eddie. You are.
We want to make him feel welcome...
I wouldn't mind getting laid. What are we thinking about?
Terrific. It's all totally fucked up...
Surprise me.
I got a tendency to kid myself that everything's OK.
Get the hell out.
It's not worth our friendship. You know that.
Twelve and fifty-four.
Cynicism has nothing to do with it, Eddie!
I cannot stand this semantic insanity anymore!
Are you aware that you're yelling?
So the goddamn thing in its entirety...
Thank you.
for breakfast, Eddie!
You're right.
This guy...
I do both, but this was flip.
Fuck you, Eddie. He could have hurt me.
So, you want her, huh?
What?
I mean, these vibes.
If he'd have grabbed a bag and said, "Hey, come on."
But this afternoon...
Look, Mickey...
They're different. One's French, the other's Chinese!
God almighty, Eddie...
into some solitary, paranoid fantasy system...
Then we would have forgot the whole thing.
No, this is Eddie's particular talent...
Personally, I want us both to be in reality. Come on!
Mickey around?
Did he write the check?
I am a drug person...
This thing here. Whatever happened here.
They yell at each other...
And our hearts, OK?
You're a son of a bitch!
He's this terrific Thomas Leighton.
- I do mean it. - No, you don't.
You're a grown man! You asked me, I'm telling you!
Does this bother you, Eddie?
They're very honest.
through a multiprocessing here, but...
Sure. You know?
explanation of everything...
I don't want him back.
How many letters?
but I knew them both...
Can I ask you that?
It just repeats basically.
Gonna come to the bar tonight?
Stop it.
Yeah. What did Phil have to say?
What's he talking about?
I don't know. Everything.
You know, Eddie...
Oh, come on, Eddie.
We are involved in a wide variety...
I'm talking about a form of desperation.
and suckin' and fuckin' as far as I can see!
where in his own mind he could do it on purpose?
Couldn't you have categorically said no?
instead of the fact...
That's no reason to assume...