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He's sweating he's nervous
and literary principles.
- What are we doing? - Uh, running in circles.
You want me to keep you company?
as Vice Principal Nero, who could not play violin,
is the reason that so much wickedness is defeated.
[panting]
It hasn't worked.
- I said we don't have... - I've got it.
it's off to Coach Genghis'
- If Count Olaf took off his turban... - Isn't she marvelous, everybody?
[stammers] Yes! Yes! One last thing, everybody.
People gathered together to fight treachery,
orphans tend to have unsound bodies,
[laughing]
First life of the rest of your day.
Yes, that's my exercise program.
This knot's called the Devil's Tongue.
In a world governed by corruption and arrogance,
- I don't know. Butterscotch? - Rice.
But I'm here to deliver a special message to the Baudelaires.
It can sometimes be overwhelming to witness
It was a dark day for the Quagmires,
oh, you.
The Baudelaires seem like honest and decent people.
A sense of unity and joy which you usually cannot find
- [Violet] Stop the music. - [students gasp]
That's a picture of our parents.
- You can never give up. - [all grunt]
If you fail,
I suppose that more or less follows. Here you go.
Well, well, if it isn't a cake-sniffer and his cake-sniffing friend.
"Coach Genghis," they said to me, "we're failures.
[both panting]
What?
♪ Every single episode Is nothing but dismay ♪
Oh, baby, baby...
Sunny, how are those glasses coming?
Well, I guess those who can't do, teach.
I, uh...
Uh, I'll pass.
- Cake-sniffers talking about a library. - [Violet sighs]
This story ends the way all stories end.
He found us again. Everywhere we go, he shows up to steal our fortune.
Good morning! Today is the first day of the life of your rest.
You're Count Olaf. That tattoo proves it.
[sniffs]
you remain out of shape and winded.
Perfect.