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I'm the daiquiri man,
First of all, I'd like to say I-I personally
Let me out of here!
So, what? Wait, wait. We're just gonna drink straight boat fuel?
Charlie drank it. He needed to calm down. You serious?
I think you found the right one. Yeah.
Man, and the beer calms my nerves, too, you know
I did what I did. You don't like it,
Oh, I didn't find them. They found me. Ah.
The thunder's really... It's throwing this whole thing off.
How is this a party? The pipes are the party.
Hmm? Mmm.
That beer? That beer is long gone.
Is that a hard, fast rule or is there some wiggle room?
All right, I'll leave him alone.
I should have taken on a missionary position with them.
A bird shit inside of my mouth!
Yeah, it was, like... Do you have
That's my seat B1tćĥ
I think it's kind of cool, you know?
There's no meaning to any of it.
There you go. I wasn't gonna steal it.
Charlie. Wait, wait. Ah, get your hands off...
That's impending doom right there.
We will have to have a half cap of mouthwash everyday, just to stave off the shakes.
That-that was an empty can.
Should I have stuck with the Vietnamese?
Oh, no.
In your face! I beat your asses.
No, I think I get it. We're out in the middle of the ocean.
in front of you here today.
Nobody's gonna call you a bird.
to pay for the original sin of being born.
I'm not a goddamn Somali pirate, okay?
You think that's...? Can you just... can you just drop it?
I'm literally getting shit on!
- A virgin daiquiri for the virgin? - Guys, guys, guys, guys,
Whoa!