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That's the bitch who stole my chair!
Sorry. Got a little worked up.
Easy, easy. Hey, could we be judged individually?
What-what about God? You-you heard him.
You seem sweet.
Well, let's just...
Screw God!
Why don't we, uh...
- Yeah. - Yeah, it's, uh...
That's... that's exactly what it is.
She's stuck on a boat. She couldn't possibly say no,
Do you have any more alcohol on you?
Uh, listen, when your friends are ready, they'll come.
'Cause this is the only alcohol on the entire ship.
No, we don't want to do that. Drank it, huh?
I mean, this is a Christian cruise.
You know, I'm not saying we got to do the God stuff,
Mmm. Yeah.
Hey, man, you said "first mate." That's gonna do.
me, too. But let's not, okay?
You can lie, but that burp told me the whole story.
you might say no, and yet...
'Cause I don't want to be lumped in with him.
No, no, it's just, like, wires and stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah?
we'll, we'll... We got to...
Especially my one friend, Frank.
No, no, no. Don't go crazy on the God stuff, all right?
Give me the goddamn deck.
Yeah, you don't want to be sick on a boat.
- Yeah, oh, yeah. - Whoa.
So how'd you like that magic show?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no.
We'll sing through it once
No. We're gonna cut it.
I could be Satan.
Charlie's gonna be the first mate.