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I'll be calling you all the time. [ scoffs ]
Even though I would have made an excellent
The best part of my day is having a coffee with her
I think that, too, but just take comfort in knowing
Haley... [ creaking ]
Whoa. What's your problem?
Let's just sit down.
Is it the way that I tell stories?
While I was still building this place,
And I got you a strawberry milkshake.
Because you do love me!
Well, she's not a liar. We did something right. Mm-hmm.
Because she won't cry because you're always crying.
I looked like a snorted a rabbi.
Your problem is bigger than mine anyway,
Higher salary, better benefits.
[ gasps ] oh, wait. Oh, my gosh. I-I just realized something.
How you feeling?
He was plucking his nose hairs.
Hey! Don't get blood in my eggs.
This is why I'm glad I show my emotions in front of the girls.
Especially coming from me, her stoic dad who never cries.
Because it's the only thing that makes me cry. [ sniffles ] [ movie stops ]
-- Captions by vitac --
That's not true! And now you wanna cry,
They offered me a job. [ exhales ]
We'll probably be even closer
You're worse than claudia.
We still have two minutes.
Just trimming the hedges.
¶¶¶
I'm sorry. It sounded like you were done. Sorry.
Why are you jerking him around?
Luke's funeral. Luke: I'm fine!
I'm so sorry about all that back and forth today. Hey, I'll handle it from here.
I don't want to answer 'cause you might cry.
I'm calling a car and going to school.
Exactly! And I could never leave grandpa,
Alex: Oh, yeah. This is where we were all murdered.
Her clothes are too tight, her heels are too high,
Yes. Now is that what you want?
So all in all, a good day of parenting.
[ door rattling ]
Phil: Okay, we're gonna need a crow bar or something
Sorry. I thought you were finished. No.
Because he kind of handles
Now -- now get out of here, because she's going to be home