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not masturbation,
-A place really special to us. -Don't say broom closet.
Only the truth will set you free.
No! Which is why we were never officially engaged.
[romantic music continues]
I could just speed things up a bit.
Let's get ready to humble!
[gentle music plays]
[spits]
Death, take me now!
This guy was just crying over a ladybug he killed when he was six.
Yes. Whisper tech specs in my ear.
Right on schedule.
[laughs] Just another Tuesday for a military man!
I can't let you rot down here.
Where's my suicide pill?
[Ron laughs]
Exactly.
Dibs! I'll go to Rome.
to make anyone with an ounce of Catholic in them extra judgmental.
[gasps] That label-free couple was holding hands!
Goddamn it!
A trip? I'm in. I love air travel.
all that guilt I've suppressed would just explode right out of me.
Wait until you see the restaurant I booked.
I'm like the Joker.
If you don't let me through,
I call it a blazer gun. Like laser gun.
[Brett] No! There's such a thing as too moisturized! [gasps for air]
the two idiot brothers betrayed him to keep all the glory for themselves.