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Just once, I'd love to see some little old lady save up all her money...
Yeah, me too.
This is a play we're both in. We would like to invite you.
...gone to the movies when I wasn't there in the audience.
...and she disappeared.
We didn't go to those guys' play.
...you know, dancing...
...that he's gonna die from an accident or 1000 kilometers away.
There's something to that.
I want your palm read.
Why do we make everything so complicated?
Big confession.
If we all have our own...
- No, not right now. - But you did.
...and to improve his times, he'd shave his legs and arms.
They love me more than anything...
...knowing the exact story he'd tell in a given situation.
They end up writing once, calling each other twice.
Hit me.
Plus, there were four of them.
A word.
...that that is how little they're thinking about you.
I totally got over him.
Oh, yeah?
You're Watching Team Umizoomi And Winona The Piglet On Nickelodeon
What this could be is a gigantic favor...
To our one and only...
That's mean.
I mean, instead of just asking you for money, I will ask you for a word.
The only person I could really hurt is myself.
...greasy hair.
There's a wind that Blows in from the north
Did it work?
...and he says, "Do you believe in God?"
I'm having kind of an odd situation...
Do you speak English?
We broke up six months ago.
I know.
What you do is you get...
Well, she was literally a Botticelli angel...
Should I give her some money?
I'm afraid he's scared of me
He said, "How beautiful.
- But it's all right. Right? - Yeah, this is great.
My grandmother was married...
Yes.
Wait. All those mundane, boring things
I've never been out bowling if I wasn't there...
You know what I mean?
- All right, so... - Good.
Now, the only thing we're gonna think of is...
You think about all those guys you've met in your life...
So maybe fooling around's not so bad.
That I had excelled in some way...
No problem.
...that I wish I could get away from.
She's okay.
It'll fit.
You sound like you just were hurt.
...is so important to my life right now...
Come here
We could say get home safe while at your apartment. Then we wont worry about it.
I mean, I don't know.
Because they would've all eaten him alive.
Next question.
...and we went out to dinner our first night with six of her friends.
You know what's the worst thing about somebody breaking up with you?
...the way every time that we would have people over...
You cannot conquer Time.
It was really nice of you too.
I was gonna say "rooster prick. " But great. Milk shake.
I'm sure that's when I know I'm really in love.
What?
Me? I'm American.
Was it a beautiful thing?
Goodbye.
It didn't leave for a couple weeks, so I bought this Eurail pass.
"Oh, kiss me. The sunset. Oh, it's so beautiful. "
Have a great life. Have fun with everything you're gonna do.
...from then to now to find out what you're missing out on.