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- Ja. Of course. - Do you speak German for a change?
That's so wild.
...like it would...
I love it.
But loving someone...
And they tried their best to be nice to me.
...him as a boy seeing his great-grandmother's ghost.
...and I've been raised with all the freedom they fought for.
...who got married and had a kid.
It's funny. People always talk about how...
She was totally convinced I was really gonna do it.
You got a boyfriend waiting on you back in Paris or anything like that?
- Pick up the phone. - All right.
Yeah, I think so.
I like what he said about adding something to your life.
Sprechen sie English?
- Think of it like this... - Who's gonna watch?
It's very stupid.
Here's the plan.
Yeah, this is the one I remember the most.
Right. Fizzles out.
...he was watching his child experiencing life for the first time...
I don't know if there really is an enemy.
The government, their conservative Catholic backgrounds...
I got a cheaper flight out of Vienna.
Then he officially asked me on a date. I pretended I didn't like him.
Oh, no. We missed it.
What?
They're shaking off their genitals to become angels. "
...this stupid story about this woman trying to kill her boyfriend...
That's why so many people hate themselves. Seriously.
"The years shall run like rabbits. "
Flowing downstream Caught in the current
...interior designer or lawyer or something like that.
- That's incredible. - I know, I know.
I mean, I could come back here.
I swear. I mean, that's why I'm in a train right now.
I have this idea, okay, for a television show.
...of being around themselves.
Okay, we don't have to have sex. It's not a big deal.
We're all happy and free, as long as I can fuck as much as I can. "
Isn't it? I mean, I feel a little awkward.
Only if you find peace within yourself...
What about our rational, adult decision?
That's the way to see it.
- You'll be there? - We'll try.
...not you or me...
I like that.
Okay.
...momentarily decorating your blank canvas, huh?
You know, I've never...
I want to, but since we're never going to see each other again...
Wait. All those mundane, boring things...
...reading a W. H. Auden poem.
I'm just as big a loser as he is. Unmotivated. Boring.
You, probably.
No, I'm sure she was not judging you.
Yeah.
The way he's gonna part his hair...
...and it'd be more fun if you came with me.
Nothing.
Check these guys out.
- What is it about me bugs you? - Nothing at all.
Then up there in the Ferris wheel, it was like...
And on the other island, there would be 99 women, 99 babies...
...about being a good father and a good husband.
...before you die. When you know you're gonna die.
And she was just standing there, smiling at me.
On the train.
..."Tomorrow and all your remaining days...
Describe for me your first sexual feelings...
But now, I'm obsessed...
...because I thought he was so fine.
Every couple's been having this conversation forever.
That I was a big mistake. That really shaped the way I think.
You hear so much shit about people. I always feel like...
I wish I'd met you earlier. I really like talking to you.
I told him the story about the woman that kills her ex-boyfriend.
Maybe a first name, that's all.
You know, I was so afraid of what I might do, you know.
But you think tonight's it?
You don't know Crystal? Well, I knew Crystal.
...in a year, you have the possibility of only one baby. So...
...that comes along with it...
Look at this palm reader. She's interesting looking.
And she can smoke with hoofs and everything.