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I know.
...and there were 99 women on the island and only one man...
...and you're becoming this great woman.
I always liked the idea of all those unknown people lost in the world.
Pick a word.
In part of the world, they still do it.
Yeah, she was. It's nothing I would do, but it was just some writing.
I know. I know.
La Sorbonne. You know?
And you're married.
I really hate it.
...a tedious collection of hours.
...is what I did.
Then this is the opportune time to tell you I'm a fantastic swimmer.
I saw a documentary on that. It's a birth dance.
No, not yet.
I mean, that we're all stardust...
If it just turns into more busy work.
- You don't hear that. - Time is so abstract anyway.
I'm one of those guys. That's me.
And I held it there for a long time...
Yeah, okay.
I would have lied, but at least I would have made up a great story.
...that my life was supposed to be difficult, that's what's expected...
But, you know, love... I mean, what if I asked you about love?
I mean, I think we should.
No, I don't want you to break our vow just so you can get laid.
- You. - Yes, I am going to ask you.
So a birth dance, huh?
So what happened then?
No, of course I do.
I went to school for a summer in Los Angeles.
Yeah, she got pregnant, we had to get married...
So are you okay now?
I saved up my money all spring to fly to Madrid...
How did you meet?
Will you read it to us?
Why were all the bodies washing up?
Only your marriage doesn't have that same energy it used to have.
Think about it like this. Why is it that a dog sleeping in the sun...
My friend Emma had a big crush on him.
People exchange numbers, addresses.
...to go to the fortuneteller. She'd get there and the woman would say...
It's funny. Transitory?
You're becoming this woman.
- You think you can do that? - No problem.
Perhaps you can go to the Prater before the play.
I didn't come to Europe just to...
It was wonderful, no?
...a way to be loved a little more?
It left a bigger impression on me at that time than the museums.
I want you to know what I think Don't want you to guess anymore
You see that girl over there?
I hate that too.
This stupid shrink believed everything I told her.
I don't think I'll be able to make it for lunch today.
He's kind of tall, and he's a little clumsy.
Even though I had explained it was just some writing.
You know?
For you, 50.
- I think we should. - Then it's like some male fantasy.
...and I don't have any money.
See what you mean to me
Hello.
...each time I wear black or lose my temper or say anything about anything...
I mean, actually, I was ready to get off the train with him...
You're watching Curious George on PBS Kids
Yeah, I can see it. Like, 24 boring hours... Sorry...
- I think this is Vienna. - Yeah.
- I thought so. - Why?
...telling me everything would be okay.
...very stupid, ugly, bad in bed, alcoholic...
You don't want to see me again?
Well, you know, for instance...
I got an idea. Are you ready?
...the people you broke up with, and you realize...
Come here
- Didn't help your pinball. - Well, no.
...and I thought she had an uncomplicated love life.
Me too. I live in Paris, you live in the U.S. I understand.
...ruin my whole life.
My parents are just two people who didn't like each other much...
...very passionate...
...365 people from cities all over the world...
Hello.
Anybody can produce a show real cheap, and they have to put it on.
- Really? - I've known you a long time.