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...which shirt he's gonna wear that day...
And when the baby is born, they all dance in celebration.
...making some stupid joke.
Somebody's playing.
...to do these 24-hour documents of real time.
...who doesn't speak other languages, who has no culture. But I tried.
All right.
And one of them says, "Hey, baby. Nice ass!"
Get off here in Vienna and come check out the town.
Just an observation about Europe.
Johann Gambolputty
You have a dog? I love dogs.
- Let's go to some places. - Yeah, let's go to some places.
- How about one year? - One year.
See, you're officially kidding. But there's something to that.
It's depressing, no?
We were at this summer camp together, and he was a swimmer.
Would you like that?
...it seems silly...
All right?
Look at my parents.
I was kind of giving him a favor.
I met somebody on my last night in Europe.
...and it was a home birth, so he was there helping out.
I don't know anyone that would tell me...
No. I'm not going to answer this question.
I'll buy you a beer. Thank you.
Have you ever been in love?
...and I stuck around just to let it sink in that she wished I hadn't come.
If they are, that represents a 5000 to 1 split of each soul...
I know. It's not very adult.
And if you like it, if you like my poem...
...they always go, "Oh, it's so French. It's so cute. "
I was going to say, The poetry of day-to-day life.
There's a lot of good things coming out of conflict.
No, no. Wait a minute. Talking seriously here.
And I was so unsure of myself.
...as this escape for two people who don't know how to be alone.
I actually saw this one in a museum.
I don't know.
Ten thousand years ago, there's, like, two million people.
You know what bus to take to the airport?
- Oh, shit. - What?
You were like a boy walking by an ice-cream store...
Look at this. This is beautiful.
Au revoir.
- Milk shake. - Milk shake? Oh, good.
Oh, all right.
...in the last 50,000 years, which is a blip in the Earth's time.
...but I could shift my obsession if I would concentrate on bright colors.
We just got into Vienna today, and we're looking for something fun to do.
Yeah, well, you know, I haven't killed anyone lately.
There's even a listening booth.
You're Watching Team Umizoomi And Winona The Piglet On PBS KIDS!
How about you?
I'm glad, because no one knows I'm here.
- You know... - Yeah, I know. Me too.
What about you?
I know.
He was almost crying saying that.
- I should get on this one. - Right here. You wanna get on there?
On some level, women don't mind the idea of destroying a man.
I hadn't planned another...
Well, I was driving around with this buddy of mine.
When the women are dancing and being all spiritual and stuff...
- Yes, she is. - Oh, shit.
- I'll tell you some. - Yeah, I'm sure.
Everything we know is stardust.
Hi, dude. What's up?
I have this idea for a show that lasts 24 hours a day for a year straight.
...they're married.
I totally got over him, you know
...and a three-minute sex scene where he falls asleep right after.
And I'd just be glad when something nice happens.
...which is that...
It's the only way, no?
...to you and your husband to find out you're not missing anything.
I like the idea of dancing as something everybody participates in.
I guess this is it, no?
May I ask you a question?
- He's Austrian? He's from there? - No, No.
And he's so cute.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
It's very subtle, but it's a new form of fascism, really.
...I think I'd rather die knowing...
But if it suits them, then they'll tell you you're being unmanly.
The cow?
Good luck.
- I've heard of it. - You know Crystal?