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Have you ever seen...? Is this mike working?
I need your help.
[WARREN & JAY LAUGHING]
This villain should go right to fuckin’ jail!
FLEMING: Tell McCullaugh to be patient.
RAYFORD: Ah, this is what it's all about.
Relax, Arthur. Now just relax.
You ought to try it. You might learn something.
Would you just let me finish, please?
who can ruin your career.
Somebody you'd like to have a drink with?
I spend 14 hours a day working on that committee.
I'm going crazy.
When I get Fleming down, I'm gonna tear him, crucify him.
That man there. That man is a slime.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Shoot.
They're people, Warren. You know?
You know, the usual.
I don't have time to listen to some jive-ass put me on.
his problems are affecting his ability to serve his clients.
Lie back, sir. Death is okay too.
No, Arthur. That's the law.
[♪♪♪]
My horoscope said it was gonna be a great day.
You'll be all right.
I tell you. They want me.
I don't want to keep harping on this,
WARDEN: Open up.
What do you think?
What's up?
[PRISONERS HOOTING AND WHISTLING]
Carl. Carl. Carl.
Real question is, why?
[PRISONERS CHEERING AND WHISTLING]
What makes you think you know so goddamn much?
Happy Birthday Mr. Kirkland!!! Love you my brother!
[GAIL LAUGHING]
Was it blackmail?
Carl. Carl, you're gonna have a stroke.
Fleming passed the polygraph.
I said, sit down.
No. Down, I would prefer to go down.
Yesterday,
And said he was gonna bunghole the short-order chef.
He's... He's putting his emphasis on contracts.
Would you go away, please? Oh, no, Jeff.
PROSECUTOR: If Your Honor please, the state will now call indictment number 577-46899...
I forgot all about it. I'll see you later, all right?
Oh, you know that for sure? Yes, he's an excellent judge.
Whoa. Mr. Kirkland.
No problem. No problem. You'll be in and out in five minutes.
They prepare a report, present it to the judge,
I don't wanna talk.
Remarkable.
And we can do it together.
Happy Birthday Mr. Kirkland!!! Love you my brother!
Jeff, what happened to you?
he needs you.
He's a lawyer. He's my partner. A lawyer?
eating something off your table? Huh?
You don't like it? You don't eat it.
No training, no education. And motivation? Forget it.
My legs are cramping so bad.
He's the only family I got.
Rayford? Rayford.
That's because you're a douchebag.
you don't ask for anything, you don't demand anything.
And I waited an hour, two hours, three hours.
She was sadistically beaten and sodomized.
Hey, man, I... I can't go to jail, man.
Most people are sick and tired of mugging and crime in the streets.
Jeff pleads guilty.
Yeah? I was right.
It's important to you.
Warren, could you do me a favor?
ARTHUR: The prosecution's case. He's gotta have one.
[SOBBING]
What did I do?
Come on, this is flying. It's different.
and presented to this court within 15 days.
Come on. Are you all right?
Jay...
Get those nurses off the floor.
[MOTOR SPUTTERS]
Three o'clock, Courtroom A.
Get out.
JAY: Arthur. It's Jay.
I am requesting a pre-sentence investigation.
ARTHUR: I, uh... I spoke with the state's attorney's office
Yes, sir. Okay.
Coming.
Now, that's some nut I've got, huh?
Just stay away from the car.
Arthur, come on now. We're all right.
to uphold and defend the laws of the state.
Come on. Get in.
Take a guess. What for?
Congratulations, counsel.
Go is dumb.
So it's another week already?
It's just a show. It's a show
The hell with them.
You know, he had that... Come on, Ralph.
SALTZMAN: This is justice? JUDGE: We can't have this in court.
Now one for you, my man. All right.
I don't mean no harm or nothing.
All right, judge coming through.
Not one piece of substantiating evidence
KILEY: I understand you took a swing at Judge Fleming. Is that true?
That's a beauty.
If that don't beat all.
PRISONER 2: Hey, dude. Wow, look at that.
It's a new one, huh? Yeah, you like it?
Coffee. You can reach him at the club.
Was it jealousy?
Your parents should see you now.