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Or something like that
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me George Floyd
Cruz passed the third grade Oh what a glorious dayyyyyy
- Penguin? - What an idiot.
oh a gun ima run yikes nuts
Well, I can think of three things I'd like to do.
When Joe Biden begins to speak
Why Can’t You Give Me a Snack Pack?!
I don't know. My dad was yellin' at me. I'm just not in the mood.
"K-1?" More like "k-done!"
Good morning gentlemen How are my favorite IT friends?
Ivy Leauges / Jewish Supporters I choose human ethics
Roberts I got a feeling your whole family is going down
Explain business ethics, and how they are applied today.
The Magna Carta.
I mean no GTA personally But an old app and colocation got it on
In perfect cursive
You get your ass out there and you develop that release!
Correct!
Lunchtime!
...
Stay as long as you can.
If NBC shows one more shot of Anfield without recognizing Everton exists I’m just going to snap, do I make myself clear?
When “Christmas shopping” is Joe’s excuse to not come skiing:
Trump, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down
Mistake. Accident. Tit.
It got dicey… It got dicey? What does that mean?
Yea baker who gave you the best head?!
Our dream was to one day turn it over to our only son Billy.
Lavell Crawford now?…….or 2016?
You oughta start cutting your underwear before you get to school So it rips easier...
THAT KENDRA, IS ONE FINE PIECE OF ACE
..on his wet little puppy nose.''
Very pleased to meet you. Bill, I think Eric is up to something.
C-o-u...
My daughters getting married today
I will. Thank you, Juanita.
~ Who's got the new boy gender?
He's Gonna End DACA? Trump is a Bad, Bad Man!
Couch.
Although maybe I should. You are, what, 50?
How often do you change your air filters?
Gee, I can’t wait til I go to pikesville
(fast gibberish )
Boebert? More like Byebert
Y'all finally eloping?
Dakota rules!
He didn't put posters up. He just sat on the porch like a goon and waited.
I'm trying to tell you that I'm retiring, and Eric, not you,...
He's a fine piece of ass though, too.
Lookout mountain? more like Fog mountain
Move it or lose it
SEW RULES
..prove to you I'm not an idiot, and then I get to take over Madison Hotels.
"- Donkey Kong Sucks. - You Know Somethin'? You Suck."
Sooooo close Want to touch the Friday...
Well, I guess that's it. OK, everybody! Back on the bus!
~ With a rum tum taddelum, Old John Braddelum
Joey Gallo Man am I glad I started that guy
Not exactly roughing it, are you?
Pimmel Hahaha
Where’s Josh? He’s in the swamp, man.
Are you in loser denial or something?
They’d better get their ass out there and find that fucking dog!
How bout you sideburns, you want some of this p&M Refactor
About the browns head coaching spot. I’m just going to snap.
So sorry to interrupt- your chance at cheating and winning Title # 4!
You get your ass out there and you fly out that fuckin dog
That little boy's gotta think: you got a pet, you got a responsibility
I hate football and I hate all of you
After all your hard work, how would you feel working for some punk kid like Billy?
Hey, Eric, how would you like to settle this now, no lawyers?
My wife The tramp
Bath.
mom are we still going to the star factory near snooker? mom are we still going to the star factory near snooker? mom are you still going to the star factory near snooker? mom are we still going to the star factory near snooker?
Thanks a lot, manager I’ve never met. Was nice meeting you!
Slow Down
Do u av any more gum
Boebert? More like Byebert
Eck, it's 8efe28aeba5bfd44 again
...especially about the snyderverse. I am just gonna snap
Nice try, asswipe. But you're just delaying the inevitable.
If your dog gets lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits.
BEVO RULES
Are you in loser denial or something
Oh. They don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk.
Ya know the thing about situational football-AHHHHH!
Claypool? More like Gaypool. Right?
Holy jeez!
ERIC!?!
if i don’t get fortnite tonight I am just going to snap
Billy likes to drink soda Ms. Lippie's car is green
Artem, you’re scarin’ us!
Brough I have a feeling you’re going down
I
Move it or lose it
no she isn't.
A menace. And what do we do with a menace?
Eric is pregnant!!
You get your ass out there and you find that fucking order!!!
Oh she don’t gots to know about. It could be our sports.
my kids be like:
It’s coke again!
Take that bitches! Why the fuck would you do that?
You can sit around all day, goofing off, sipping drinks, chasing invisible penguins.
Hey, Billy, how come you ain't poundin' any tonight?
He’s a soccer player, yes he is
Well, technically...
Penguin! Don't you dare run away!
It's nudie-magazine day!
Feel those kicks….
Gee I can't wait till I go to high school
O’Doyle Rules!
You Aint Cool if You dont Join Secret Santa
Yoo-hoo!
A buffoon. And yet a threat to my eventual takeover of this company.
You got a cracked head
Me versus you.
Ask her if she likes anybody from Instagram like more than a friend
R... Are you going to the mall later? That's what I'm asking.
~ Hey, kids, it's me
Mistake. Tit.
Well, it's an excellent blue duck.
~ I like you and you like me
Dak’s not sleeping in my room, I’ll tell you that much!
Proceed with the Balloon
Frankel's Rule
You get your ass out there and you stop that fucking puck!
Tell him I’m out to lunch.
Call The Dude!
Where’s Mih Mih?
Hows that radial clutch play look?
I
No, no we didn't.
Did you see Wallys Balls YEAH GROSS
. .
When Joe uses “Christmas shopping” as his excuse
Crazy Carl is right!
Cmon
I don’t want to annoy anyone else I want to annoy you
Jack Doyle rules
Hey B ask emm... ask how they can eat after sucking soo much ass!
(class ) Ooh.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
No, no he didn’t
Thanks.
NOW, NOW. MAYBE IT'S ANOTHER BRANDON MILLER ON THE BAMA BASKETBALL TEAM.
OK, baby. But remember, the offer is on the table.
if you wanna take a ride with me go free listen to me baby i will always remember the summer of 2002 when we fell in love paint a picture make it out of the day we fell in love
Uh, hello?
I dont want to annoy Arc, Mila I want to annoy you
I got a feeling your whole family is going down.
Hey! Akon! GOOD TO SEE YOU!
O'Doyle rules.
The only reason he passed was that he offered me a bribe of $5,000,...
You got a responsibility You get your ass out there and change your damn lineup
She called the shit "boop"!
s s
Oh, man, Billy, I just thought of the funniest thing.
Jelly, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down.
- And why is that? - Because you're a loser.
I thought I was your Snack Pack.
Ladies and gentlemen, thanks to a generous donation by Mr Madison...
- Cheese. - Correct.
Knibb High football rules!
- What's goin' on? - Miss Vaughn's sick.
USA, I got a feeling your whole economy is going down
I got a feeling your whole families going down
Hello, Billy Madison.
For the love of God
Everyone In This Room Is Now Dumber For Having Listened To It.
Billy passed the third grade! Oh, what a glorious day!
And she came too
Where gonna go around an set dog shit on fire
Call The Dude
No, no it wasnt.
I had a bad case of loser denial myself Derrick Rose
to lift it up and out all the way around. then i carefully style with a comb into place being careful not to go over the bottom section so as not to lose the curls and mess it up. then i style the curls towards my face with a brush and apply lotion. and that's how i grow out my rihanna bob with style.
Billy I got a feeling your whole Braves team is going down
It's this conversation again!
~ With a rum tum taddelum, Old John Braddelum
O'Dowd I got a feeling your whole family's going down
HLS RULES
Loser? I ain't no loser. I was the king of this high school.
Oh!
Bill, you're gonna miss the bus.
Man am I glad I didn’t trade for that guy
Oh, Man, Check, I Just Thought Of The Funniest Thing.
He called the shit a calendar!
nothing? uh, see you on the rope buddy.
Chlorophyll? More like ''bore-ophyll''!
I’ll tell you who made Americans fat.
Tucky. Tucky. Tucky. No more tucky.
Gronk thats a little easy why don’t you just give um the trophy
did you fall asleep or did you pass out
Check?
Noob Tard!
Uh, Miss Vaughn, do you like anybody in class more than a friend?
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' onlyfans!
They'll treat you real respectable, like.
Why so glum?
ITS STEELY DAN GUITAR LESSON DAY
O'TOOLE RULES
You get your ass out there and find that fuckin drone!
It was just a stunt!
It’s coke again!
~ I've been years on the lam And had a high price on my head
Why don’t you just admit your girlfriend likes black Dick..and you have Covid
~ There are obstacles in the way
O'Doyle rules!
Hey, you wanna feed that donkey some beer, get it all messed up?
..but now I realise they were just mean and stupid.
Artem, you’re scarin’ us!
Mr. Anthony, what you've just said...
oh god lady! you think you'll get into aistair's gym with those plaitchels up to your wuburnerkents? well i'll compete with your guleeoberts up to tresstors!
(Eric ) Go!
Snackpack! you're the coolest!
The Conversation with my wife when she askes about the golf trip with the boys
~ We've been through this too many times
T-T-T-Today bunt
Speak for yourself, moron.
He called the shit “Poo!”
- What? - Beans.
It’s LinkedIn’s VQ Day!!!
I’ll give you cream
I am the richest man alive!
Rather have a bear
I met Ja morant in a Tennessee target No you didnt
Uh, Miss Vaughn, do you have a boyfriend?