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targeted to zebras.
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[ Whirring, click ]
Look at this you piece of shit.
Summer: Which you've done, twice.
[ Imitates R2-D2 beeping ]
You're here for the unparalleled dining experience
Again.
hate produtive things like crawling through this vent
Then I discovered I could control my destiny.
Maybe I can Pokémon this shit.
that bend entropy towards definable outcomes.
You may be the single dumbest human I've ever met,
[ Roars ]
Oh, is that the twist?
until the very end, when it reversed.
that dolphin in the 19-and-60s.
Aah! Aah!
We're gonna disprove this with efficient brute force.
Okay, that's not only empty. It's been disproven.
That cup is a camera. [Burps] That tree is a camera.
You could do anything you wanted and you chose...work?
Aaaaaaaah!
You saved me.
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you can ask the waiter how they say it.
Why would the internet bitch about floating head posters all the time but then bitch about every non floating head poster too
to hack Goldman Sachs, remove trillions of dollars,
The "M" stands for "Man."
this is a nightmare!
to take a step back and examine our behavior?
I don't think that's the best way
The truth is, this alien crashed in your yard
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and giving the money back to Goldman Sachs,
Glad you could join us on Bring Your Mother to Work day.
What if she's calling me to tell me I'm adopted?!
It's a field, like gravity,
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This feels really low-tech.