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And now I'm emptying your bank accounts
But it has its digestive disorder.
Run, my beauty!
the same way Margaret Howe did when she jerked off
and begin every morning by dragging my perfect vagina
Fortune cookies aren't legitimate, right?
15 years ago, I was living in my parents' garage,
Mom! Hi, Jerry.
I'm -- I'm sorry I did that.
Now let's cut her chains and get the hell outta here.
Ma'am, is it possible we're being given a chance
in there last second, but I'm pretty sure
[ Chuckles ] Wow. I am embarrassed.
I'm not unpacking that. [ Horn honks ]
How dare you?!
He-- Hey, wait. Don't eat --
You piece of shit, you killed my friends.
Thank you, but if that thing says
I'm glad you're happy;
I know they're not real. [ Chuckles ]
"You're gonna have sex with your own momma."
Oh!
Jerry, are you fucking peeking?
Jerry, I'm gonna tell you something
[ Whirring, beep ]
Your friends picked me up in a limousine.
You could see it in his face.
Just ask me.
♪♪
on Earth, you're sorely mistaken.
Fine! Can I just tell you which box I would put my penis in?
unless -- I mean, do the zebras shop in here?
Let's take it in a way that ends with us having it.
Let's go deeper.
You son of a bitch!
[ Groans ]
But, uh, since we're free for the afternoon,
to the people who come to the zoo?
What? No. Break the laws. They shouldn't exist anyway.
Its stomach is stripping randomness from spacetime
The fortune didn't say she'd be alive, did it?
telling you to do the thing it didn't want you to do
She's free! Run!
Sleepy Gary ruined my gag reflex,
This place is run by Cookie Monster.
What?! Jesus, Jerry, come on.
No!