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And as the most powerful [burps] man in the universe,
And now we're being retina scanned?
Oh, God.
[ Roars ]
Ha!
Fortune cookies are alien poop.
Well, once you're a level seven investor,
I would put my penis --
Did you get any of that?
Same distributor as everyone else.
Gonna need a soundtrack.
Look at me's.
Ah, no-no-no-no-no!
[ Exciting music plays ]
I'm not your friend!
If these guys wanted my respect,
Fuck you, DEA piece of shit! DEA?
Use the emergency fortunes!
"The most successful businesswoman on Earth?"
Until you have sex with your mom, you're basically immortal.
Of course it has something to do with me.
I knew it. I knew it.
♪♪
I've never told anyone.
Controlling destiny for a price --
I'm not gonna do it with my mom, I can go to the zoo.
want me to... couple with my mother?
"You will receive a 6.8% year-on-year increase."
that you tried to stop bullets using my body?
W-W-What did I do? You fucking idiot!
in probability waves.
I'm afraid it's too late for that.
Okay, penis. Ugh! Left!
It's not an X-File, Jerry,
♪♪