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and I'm gonna switch up the boxes.
Ooh, this place ain't for creatin' the future,
Is that true?!
Dad, can you explain to TikTok what's going on with your mom?
I can feel my shattered ribs!
if you let this ruin our zoo trip.
We need to go to Panda Express.
It's cool, it's cool.
Hello, Jerry Smith.
Alright.
Oh, man, I got the same one?
You have to glut the marketplace with pointless fortunes
for ten people while I film it.
I'd make fortunes saying, "You're a-gonna break your leg
And now, thanks to your generous contributions,
I'm sorry! We're not friends!
Now you have to play the "Taxi" theme
but instead of pulling small toward big,
Close to what?
Please, I can get the money. I swear! Gak!
Yeah, 'cause we're measuring reality.
Okay, I'm gonna take the truck in exchange for not turning you in.
Ah! Oh! [ Screams ]
Jerry, has your mother been leaving messages?
One hour. You have one hour to let go of this.
Jerry, are you seriously asking
Ah. Holy shit, that was close.
this is a huge waste of the last real fortune.
♪♪
Congratulations! You're officially
[ Whirring, beep ]
Do your screwdriver fingers --
if I think you're gonna have sex with your mom?
Alright. "Hard work often pays off"? Lame.
I'll be damned.
"Family time is time well spent."