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[ Laughter ]
♪♪
There were murders in it, and it was specifically
Really?! Oh, God, I knew it.
Want to know the secret to how I changed my future? Yes.
by a frozen-yogurt machine at the U.N."?
If we ever need to show you becoming my assistant again,
What are you doing?
I-I-I guess we were both wrong.
Alright, who the hell changed my ringtone
they could've just gotten a liquor license.
This would sound impossible to a layman,
Jesus, why have they left all the zebra-feeding
Using you as a human shield. You said it!
eating ramen out of a toilet when I discovered something.
[ Beep ]
♪♪
Hello, me. Hello, me.
Hi, I'm Old. Old M. Hucksbee.
What if Mi-Maw sees it?
Trust me, that's not as good as it sounds.
We're out of zebra food. Okay?
You got the world's last interesting fortune.
And you're trying to [burps] stop them?
It's not exactly what I'd call a sentient species.
Morty: Check that out, huh?
ugh, God damn it -- Smith?
♪♪
Jerry, but you still have a right
Aaah! Whoa!
Stay here, Jerry. Time to kick ass.
Because Morty's mom is Beth.
Oh, oh, oh! I know!
I would take out my penis
Okay, mine says, "Family time is time well..."
but don't hand that advice down to Summer.
When do we leave for the zoo?
A-And please take pictures with my favorite animal,
And none of us will be laughing
Oh, sticks-to-walls guy,