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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Uh, "might"?
Jerry, if you don't come with us, I will be so disappointed.
[ Grunts ]
Like, the water inside a guy.
My mother's plane just landed.
Sorry about, uh, these dead guys.
How many? It -- What happened to the others?
[ Gunfire ]
All white women think that.
Doesn't matter. All I was gonna say is,
I promise I'll put a bullet in her head.
Now can we blow up the building or something?
or, "Please come help me
You don't even care about me.
They put it in gumball machines.
Jerry, assistant clothing. MAKE-UP!
I also have an unresolved fortune.
What do you think I am in this story, the father-in-law?
Like when DiCaprio won the Oscar.
and place it in the box on the...right.
Stealth rule number one -- turning off 300 cameras
Jerry: Ah! Now, that was some fantastic chow mein.
and this fortune has some strange powers
[ "Taxi" theme song plays ]
[ Laughter ]
Eye of Thundara, give me suits beyond suits!
[ Laughter ]
Finally I just made a bunch that said,
a few numbers off from my Mom's birthday?!
Man #2: Ow. Eat it. Eat zebra food.
I know that machine!
You know, fortune cookies only come true
Is that the only way the zebras can get food?
we can repeat it and save lots of money.
Well, I just used a dark web account
Ugh! Can't do it.
I was immortal for that whole fight.
.
Holy shit! I'm going to be on "Dancing with the Stars"!
Jerry, I've got the creature.