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[ Rumbling ]
You have an unresolved fortune.
Fuck! Oh, my God! My ribs!
We've got intruders. And one of them...
You only get diarrhea at the zoo if you eat the food
She doesn't usually call this much.
You guys wanted my attention?
Well, at least we have no idea what's going on.
Why does an operation bigger than the government
I'm gonna need to investigate.
You said the thing I thought you were doing.
in the last 20 years has eaten this thing's poop.
But first... [ Grunts ]
This was supposed to be a commercial for zebras,
So w-where do you get your cookies?
Aaaah! Rick! Please!
Geez. How much money can there be in cookies
How dare you! What's your name?
You just want fortune cookie power.
[ Whirring, beep ]
A fun time for the whole family.
♪♪
but to me it rings inevitable!
Cookies? Fortune cookies.
Okay, I'm just as likely to shit a balloon
it pulls unknown toward known.