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You're a straight shooter showing this to me,
Congratulations.
Let me finish, okay?
I have been deeply involved
When you have somebody to parlay off of,
Al just does not have the time to read them.
A director in love with the shortest
and I need it now. Where are you guys at?
♪
[tapping at window] There he is.
Oh, that call? That was Rod Hurley.
Hm? Okay.
and I have a right to handle these matters as I see fit.
Stan.
but thank you, Al.
Sorry, baby, did you say something?
I want to do this right, you know?
You got it, boss.
Oh, no.
[chuckles]
Hey, you know what I'm thinking?
How does she know about the Nick Aubrey script?
You know, Joe,
I used to go to shul with my dad.
You wouldn't have to write any character
That crazy motherfucker had a lion in his apartment.
and I appreciate that.
I'll have a club soda. Club soda?
I see a job in front of me, and I do it.
Yeah.
during that terrible time.
But I can't greenlight
that was submitted to you.
Now you want a woman's opinion.
you won't make this movie at all.
Besides, I can have one of my staff cover.
Don't take it! I just did!
they're still the most important thing to him.
Because honestly, Joe, I believe that if you do,
I guess this calls for drinks at lunch.
You don't like LA? No, fuck LA.
Do you know who I am?
I do.
and we call that fading in.
to the fucking ground.
I'm a serious man,
This is an internal Colombo matter.
Let's walk and walk, Ruddy.
[exhales]
Mario, get in here.
You want to make a Mafia movie
Oh, Janis Joplin died. That's so tragic.
Because believe me,
I can't believe you think this is a good idea.
Al Ruddy's office.
that everybody there was hoping,
I mean, I'm working on it.
They're like, "Absolutely,"
Baby, producing's a full-time gig.
Look, I understand that the book
[funk music]
I never knew that.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. What is it?
Dead.
I would love to. Okay.
who wants to talk to you. Get in the car.
and I cannot speak for my family's leadership
Scotch for my friend Mr. Ruddy.
You did right by me.
AL: No, just grab it and bring it here.
as serious and complex as "Hogan's Heroes."
The cops are coming,
So you really liked it?
that's gonna make my people look like animals.
and run over to Bob Evans' office
FRANCIS: Jesus Christ. He--
What I mean is how did you come to read
Yo, relax.
Joe, fade-in's a script term.
So-- Francoise, good morning.
Mr. Colombo, thanks for stopping by.
AL: Find me a better one.