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[CROWD GASPS]
You looked at the dogs.
I just, um...
No.
What I wanted
since I'm not Mormon, her parents would never approve.
[SCREECHING]
Suzie, this is Dustin. Do you copy? Over.
then they really start to listen.
[WOMAN] I'm talking about Frasier, Sam.
It’s that smug son of a bitch Mike
Since when?
the workout of your life.
[NANCY] Can you please drive faster?
[MIKE] My God, that was priceless!
- Yeah. - [DUSTIN] It's around dinnertime.
[WHISPERS] Now!
- The power went out last night, remember? - Oh, shit!
I repeat: This is Gold Leader,
[CARNIVAL MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS]
♪ I'm moving in stereo ♪
out at a Motel 6 on Cornwallis.
[BOTH SCREAM]
But...
Piece of shit!
You can't just force them apart.
Made it.
is that, um...
Open the...
the Slammer.
It is constant.
So what, I'm just supposed to let them do whatever they want?
You're our first customer, so...
Shall we say tonight?
- We missed the previews. - Still made it. Fart face.
... lessons. Swimming lessons.
Um...
It's this stupid hat.
Better?
♪ I keep looking for something I can't get ♪
I can talk to my girlfriend whenever and wherever I choose.
Suzie! This is Dustin. Do you copy? Over.
It only works if it comes from you.
No. Piece of shit.
[RINGING]
Dig the new suit, Mrs. Wheeler.
But I'll see you tomorrow, all right? First thing.
["MOVING IN STEREO" PLAYING]
No, I didn't say that. I think you should... talk to them.
[DUSTIN CHUCKLES]
[RADIO STATIC HISSING]
Isn't it time you died?
- I repeat: This is goddamn Gold Leader... - Dusty!
Are you sure?
El, open this door.
Kinda like, uh, I don't know,
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
Purdue, but then I was like, you know what?
I know all the styles.
- Hey. - Hey.
[CARNIVAL MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS]
Perfect form.
[OWL HOOTING]
What is that?
[SOUND OF GUNFIRE]