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It's about time you got here.
Merry christmas, whitey.
yes.
If i give myself a wedgie will you believe me then?
This will pass in a second, kids.
You'll get a kick in the balls oops!
...who try to hold all their pain inside.
Of course whitey wouldn't understand what getting flipped off means.
- And the 28th! - And the 23rd!
Eat that nut-strap biatch!
I don't know. Hopefully, out getting me an atari.
They're soaking the carpet.
At least this one make me look pretty.
See, that wasn't a charge. It was actually blocking.
Oh, really? Because i thought that was high-sticking.
You like it when i hold you like this?
If you clean out the crappers, i'll give you a buck.
You're gross.
Just keep playing.
my life was simply going nowhere
don't worry, folks. Whitey's okay.
Nice story. You can stop now.
You got it.
My fingers in your mouth kitty But I don't feel no teeth
Hope you're not planning on driving tonight, stone.
...dukesberry all-star patch award...
When I see a theatrical trailer before the movie starts
I want to talk to you in my office.
That's my problem.
♪ well, i'm a snowmobile-stealing ♪
I needed the rest anyway.
I knew you'd screw up eventually, stone.
He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me!
Do you have to be nasty to everyone who tries to help you?
No, officer. I'm just going to say good night to my car...
The good news is it's Chanukkah, so you'll all get presents tonight anyway.
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You're turning 70 years old...
Roger on that. Over.
The criminal?! Did he force you to bring him here so he could molest you?
but please don't touch me with your alien hands
sheep go goat yes sheep
Glad we could work that out.
Maybe it's time you stop running from your emotions.
Hey, you two, just doing circles.
...and their passion and dedication to both the league and our fine community.
...that people who let themselves cry when they're hurting...
I don't know when you were goofier, then or now.
we're here to right our wrong
Good kitty. Nice kitty.
One thumbtack popped all eight of my back tires.
Yes! You piece Of shit!
You hoodlums better bring my wig back! I know it was you!
Okay, mrs. Triple nipple... i mean, mrs. Selman.
You know, Elanore does look like an owl
You are right. That was gross.
...the both of you can play spin the dreidel for tongue kisses.
♪ i hate love ♪
Go ahead. I'll be on the first bus out. I ain't spending 10 years in prison.
Excuse me! Can i just say something?
All right, simmer down, whitey. Don't travel. Don't double dribble.
Yeah, right.
One. Two. Three.
There it is!
instead he got a port-a-potty ride
ho! This is such bullshit
but i'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze
Whoops.
- Then get out of here!
Get off my lawn!
don't ever use that language again. do you hear me don't ever use that language again. do you hear me
Jelly jugs, next time you come on my court, you better wear a bra. Okay?
Now, i'd like to make this work out.
and spent the game on top of our tv
a technical foul
Appreciate it.
A technical frog! Lion wolf birds frogs
Nothing a little metal plate couldn't fix.
I see. You're one of them hippie-dippy fellas.
yes you're right now all the pretty girls out there they like the flair. pleeeeease i know--- i know you want to know you're right. i know you wanna be right. all the pretty girls out there they like the flair all off us on the bench all of us on the bench, in perfect harmony.
That's a technical foul
with your sister, friends or imaginary wife
No, Mr. Chang. It's me, Whitey Duvall.
Peanuts for me?
...maybe tonight we could try to win one for them. You know, as a gift.