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- It's tears. - Mr. Parker, you're in possession
- Excuse me? - You're stupid.
so get rid of the weirdos and clean up the house,
Maybe it's just who you spend it with.
And you can't buy mine, either!
You think?
- Muslims? - Uh-huh.
- It's drugs. - It's not drugs!
and you have managed to completely unravel that bedrock
Scrooge!
so we can actually talk like adults.
I think we'll take a 3-seater.
All right, Delilah, keep an eye out
- I don't wanna get in trouble. - You tell them.
No, they're not! We are meeting Vanessa here.
- "Ur"... - No, no "U."
- It was him. He caused all of this. - Vanessa!
He retweets your victories and unfollows your sins.
- This guy. - This stupid guy!
You're making a drop in a place that has one viable exit.
and all that good stuff with mom.
- Atheists? - Uh-huh.
He, or should I say her, is going to judge you.
and helicopters with intra-red goggles are following me, too.
Well, obviously. You're not married.
- What are the contents of that bag? - It's my bag.
Oh, what are you doing?
- I have a present for you. - What's this?
- Oh, god. - That whole area...
- See you later, slavery. - Yeah, hello, women's suffrage.
God, what is wrong with you? Put it down.
America!
- Goodbye, alcohol. - Welcome back, alcohol.