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How does that have any bearing on this story?
This "sacred document"? It's been amended 27 times!
Not anymore. No, they changed it.
- I'm really close to salvation. - Holy shit.
I'm right.
♪ My Jesus! ♪
I swear, you get dumber by the second.
P.F.R. N.D.A. declares confidential
- Shit! What are they doing here? - See?
This is my investigation!
Oh, Jesus. Did you join a cult?
Oh, wow. Your dad must love this place.
Am I dumb?
And we're gonna be on the beach before you know it.
♪ Lord Jesus. ♪
There's no point in going to the conference without the sample.
She is gonna give me a product, which I cannot tell you about.
Uh, whatcha drinkin'?
and on the road with a Christian rock band.
- Hope you find some spirit! - Clever.
Our car broke down. Our car broke down.
where it's Christmas 364 days a year!
Everybody, I want you to lower your phones
Yeah?
All right. Yes. I'm sorry.
Yeah. Responsible gun owner.
Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay.
No government goons yet.
I'm on the road with my new family.
I can't!
Dad!
That is not how special works.
We're not getting divorced.
Merry Christmas!
and take your goddamned tree with you,