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Oh, I didn't... Oh, my gosh. I didn't even see you.
You were at the coffee house!
And how none of it matters when the people really love each other.
Mac Machiavelli, Private Investigator. Eh?
My wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
I want you to know, I have never done anything like this before.
- So you raised her all on your own? - Yes, I did.
It's great to meet you, Paul.
How to make the next one even shorter?
Um, uh...
- We do? - I want to see what he wants first.
"Marsha thinks they're supposed to meet at 6:00.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- I had a sister. - Oh.
- Hi! - Oh, my good God!
Go back there and kiss some serious robot ass!
I may have to. I hate to do it. But I'm the star, you know?
Hey, Joey, I want to talk to you.
- I raised her by myself. BOTH: Oh...
It would really help me out if you guys could be here...
Oh, whoops. I'm sorry. You were talking about Emily.
But I am ready, ready to talk you up. Heh.
I told you I should not wear this color.