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some silly made-up award, right?
- Ah, no, that's not it. - Oh, yeah?
So, then I was thinking,
Get back to work.
Hey!
to award the Golden Vest...
Oh, don't make this about sexism.
Look, let's practice.
On behalf of store 1217, it is my privilege
no, I actually was thinking Kelly.
Okay, we're back, okay. All right, moving on, um...
Uh, that's okay.
Wow. You really put a lot of effort into this.
Somebody started a Twitter campaign, #GoldenVestSoWhite.
All these months. Playing dumb.
it's your responsibility to delegate and sub-delegate...
Hey, everybody, I'm Kelly.
- Submarine? - Yeah.
Jay!
It's like Employee of the Month.
It's more like...
And I wouldn't ride with Elias
I'm Carol, I'm a jealous psycho stalker who can't take
No I don't feel like seeing a movie right now.
I mean, they wouldn't even be at the store at the same time.
Kelly?
Well, if everyone only worked at places that were close
at a hundred miles an hour.
It's just time for me to move on.
Well, good luck to you, Kelly.
and then I used logistics to figure out
Now, you know a lot of these people
But at the same time, she's also, you know,
they're full of feces.
I forgot I wasn't wearing a bra.
Whoa!
- Nothing! - Maybe we should get inside?
I'm sorry. I tried as hard as I could.
What are you talking about?
have you been employee of the month again?
What are you talking about?
What? No.
Which brings us back to Kyle the farter.