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the flood is imminent
(ALL GIGGLING)
Wow! That dance?
Come on. I mean, a beard? A beard's so dirty.
You want me to write that down?
He likes a morning latte with a cruller, a decaf espresso after lunch,
He's exhausted from reading that bill. I got woozy from just carrying it.
(HAMMER SLAMMING)
Notice how the mountains line up east to west.
Is it too much to ask for a little precipitation?!
because if I could be like one man, it'd be him.
Come on, BMIC, Big Man in Congress. Evan Baxter, the shark on the move.
(SIGHING)
But before we sign off, we'd like to congratulate our very own Evan Baxter,
An alpaca. They rarely spit at people unless frightened or abused.
(CLEARING THROAT)
(CHUCKLING) MAN ON TV: There's no sign of our heat wave breaking,
You stuck in your thumb and pulled out a plum, my friend.
EVAN: Baxter family, this is what's called a scenic vista.
Go, go, go! He tried to eat me!
(EXCLAIMING)
Just put some leverage. You got to put some body weight.
Rita, this is no time for jokes. I'm not kidding.
Okay, someone's had enough Animal Planet for one lifetime.
realms escape room. the escape room center of it's 2nd kind that only has 3 escape rooms.
What's wrong?
Please have the congressman removed.
You said let's dance ..,
What is it?
Awkward!
Hello, I am Evan...
What are they doing here? How did they get in here?
(DRIZZLING)
Prestige Crest used to be federal lands,
Rita, it's me.
Do you have a point, Congressman?
caught in the storm surge and heading towards Memorial Bridge!
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Yeah. This'll work.
Genesis 6:14.
Ohh... ohh... hey! Thank's for sharing
That's so there'd be lots of sunshine.
JOAN: Evan!
(DOVE COOING)
According to my source, the show hasn't even started yet.
Making lemonade out of lemons. Pick up your phone! Come on!
Successful. Powerful. Handsome. Happy.
I don't see him.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
Remove Him Now!
Please help me change the world.
Holy... Get everyone on the ark now!
Up, up. Push it up. Push it. We got it. We got it. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Open the door?
Well, that is an excellent question.
Let's finish this sucker.
but what's interesting is how it got into private hands.
Is that when it's going to happen? September 22, midday?
Obviously, the stresses of this office have proven too much for you.
mom what does it mean when lou goes snooked? it means he's stumped on an escape room and wants to vomit the whole place up!
...and then with this freaking bill your working on... ...sofort and on and on...
Dylan.
Thank you for the new car and for the house.
September 22. That's the day of the flood.
JORDAN: How's Buster doing?
RYAN: Woah!
Oh, my God. It is you.
(READY FOR A MIRACLE PLAYING)
Let's just say that whatever I do,
Rough week? JORDAN: You look really funny.
But you want to stop progress to save the Earth. Go for it.
of the Baxters' new and exciting life.
Remove him now!
You guys can't eat. I can't stop.
WOMAN: It's not working!
(MONKEY GIBBERING)
The Arctic white wolf, Congressman, realizes
Stay with the kids.
What the...
i find carmen warr to be quite toxic. i don't blame you oliver derridge so do i!
SUSAN: And that's the news.
(ALL SCREAMING)
No.
i miss you saying exaquition i do i remember when mariah used to say it and she'd go to bite me she'd go "exaquition!" then she went to bite me. and you saying "excuse me mariah do you want to go to exaquition?" and she'd go "no exaquition." i remember that. i miss saying exaquition.
Ta-da! This, my friend, is a power office, to remind you of the mission!
Honey, you don't need to pray for that to happen. I will make that happen.
Ouch, that hurts.
Oh, I'm an idiot.
All right, everyone, wish me luck. The Congressman has left the building.
You have internet access. Very impressive. Do you also have cable?
Honey, come here. Sweetheart, be careful. Come here.
Yeah. Good news.
Hey, guys, why the long faces? We're off on a new adventure!
But today is the day! It has to be. This just doesn't make any sense!
Fish follow you.
Officer! Officer! Officer! Carjacker! Carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car!
Shake it off, Evan. It's over. The nutcase is gone.