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Wow. That is disgusting.
I wanted you to see the original design.
Why do you think they call it a crisis?
Okay. No.
Piece de resistance.
EVAN: Here we go. RYAN: Oh, my God!
Bye. See you. Good luck, honey.
(EAGLE CRYING)
CE
This is Ed Carson coming to you live from New York Noah's construction site,
You guys, I'm sorry. I can't do that. I have to get back to the ark.
you don't wanna mess with voodoo julie edwards i'd leave glynn for good. you're right ashley! goodbye forever glynn! i'm leaving you for good!
BOYS: Yup.
Did you say build a boat?
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
Ow!
I just did.
Yeah. We hung out a little.
you can't beat the Brazilian cherry.
And they finally fixed the phones. My new extension is 614.
Good morning.
No.
What do you do with that?
What do we have?
Guess what? this weekend we're going on a Hike-ing trip
Oh, no.
Remember...
No, I wasn't.
RYAN: Dad, you're busted.
(CLEARING THROAT)
We've only been walking for, like, five minutes, Dad.
Enjoy that office.
the girly needs a kneecap to the face. yes she does it'll teach her a big lesson.
(GASPING)
Let me see that.
I'd rather you didn't.
I couldn't agree more.
Okay. Time's up! We're coming in!
Congressman Richard Stamp, head of Commerce,
Well, okay.
Evan, even if it kept raining, it's not like it could cause a flood in a day.
When Someone Pulls You Up From A Fucking Nap
No!
It kind of stopped raining.
And you're still sucking up.
No! Hey! Listen! We are 416, not 614!
We'll get to the questions later. So, you with us?
MAN OVER TV: There's been a flood at Prestige Crest
But my husband says God told him to do it.
Gross!
We're not going, are we?
Current Mood:
You look like a bum in a suit.
so you can make us look stupid? 'Cause I go to church every Sunday.
No, Captain Ahab! Your time has come!
How'd you know that?
You have until September 22 to take it down,
We're gonna need a bigger boat... - err Server. We're gonna need a bigger server!
Me, too. But can we keep some of the animals?
Leg power!
It doesn't work!
This is day one.
(EVAN MUMBLING)
who's the boouiooenembohppoouefriebopwery now? toxic cheryl de coursey.
The guy who's building the ark.
And eight lots? What are you going to do with eight lots?
Nice sound to that. I like it.
She's a big Loggins and Messina fan.
How do I stand up with a piece of wood? Here we go.
On the boat, sir.
It would appear Evan Baxter was right about the rain,
Congressman Long's assistant just dropped this off.
- (SPEAKING FRENCH) - Careful, everyone. In the ark! In the ark!
awkward
to lands they technically already own.
MAN 2: We're not gonna make it!
(MONKEYS SCREECHING)
Joan, please, you gotta believe me.
EVAN: Careful, everyone. In the ark! In the ark!
Ryan, do not touch him, please!
that the world doesn't have to end today.
You guys, I'm up here.
Awkward
Come on. Just let it go, just let it go.
He met a dog. What do you think he prayed for?
I've got a letter of intent here about Congressman Long's bill.
(CHATTERING)
if he gets any crazier, we may end up in the White House.
I think we can walk from here.
MAN 1: As you can see behind me, New York Noah's prediction came true.
how can disteria (and yes i've tried everything i can to get sick to get sick with BA3) and i knew i got all of the varients anyway would i need to isolate? it depends. we've tested this at a 75% success rate and 900000 entities isolated with ba3.
Is this, like, a midlife crisis?
Hey. Hey.
they all have committee chairs because they all run with the pack.
Get on the ark now! Let's go! Get on the ark! Let's go!
(SIGHING)
Hey, Dad, an iguana can stay underwater for 28 minutes.
Can you at least tell me what you're building?
You don't get an office like that for nothing.
Hmm?
Oh, this is nice! This is really nice!
Hello!
(GRUNTING)
All right, see you later!
No, it's pine and maple.
Son of a biscuit I Hurt my foot
(SIRENS BLARING)
Of course they are. I get it. You know anything about animals, son?
Something's wrong.
me mom's got toxstine toxowers toxeryl de toxicsey!and she's a snow snoot do but sangay blah blah don't buy snow witch deceptive piglet pull goose! and she's also got gladesglanatisgladesalantis! with her pre worryxmas disease! 24/7 vomited! she's so sick with that yisfisherithish!
Did you just do a wardrobe change?