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All right. Well, let's just start over.
WOMAN 2: The House will undoubtedly reinstate Congressman Baxter
15.
Gopher wood.
Yeah. What did you pray for?
JOAN: Here it is, hon.
Excuse me. Do I know you?
JON: Guess this comes as no surprise to those who remember his campaign promise,
So, for the last time, this is Evan Baxter for Eyewitness News. Good night.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Alpha and Omega Hardware?
All right, Eugene, Congressman Long's bill. What is it?
I can't do that.
(GRUNTING)
(ENGINE STARTING)
Rita, any sign of him?
Nice to meet you, Mr. Congressman. Why do you have raw beef hands?
Well, five on, five off. Life is about balance, right?
I am successful I'm powerful I'm handsome I'm happy
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
God told you to build an ark? Yes.
dictate what happens in this country.
Honey?
And I get my own room, right? Yep.
When you realize that someone ate all of the bread
So, why are you here?
It'd be great in case it floods or something.
Heaven's Evan, The Weirdo with a Beardo.
(GASPING)
Do you want to explain yourself, Congressman? What is going on?
This is about development, short and simple.
(ALL CHEERING)
BOTH: We are hamsters!
Your reservoir ruptured. Prestige Crest, it's all gone.
GOD: Until September 22, midday.
The house is great. I love it.
Coming right up.
Go to the car!
because you strike me as the type of guy who knows how to hit the ground running.
ALL: Change the world!
Joan! Do we have a Bible anywhere?
We, however, are not. You have five seconds.
Hey, guys.
We like you better as the crazy guy.
(LONG CHUCKLING)
No, no, no!
Just a minute. No, no, no, no. Dirty, dirty, dirty! Big one!
You almost scared me to death! What's wrong with you?
Yup. The wrong address.
(HORSE WHINNYING)
Hey, Dad, he's back!
Wow.
Good morning, chief!
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
served sans pastry of any kind.
Well, Ryan, he's a stray.
Beautiful, isn't it? I remember creating this valley.
(RACCOONS CHATTERING)
(SNARLING)
(ANIMALS CHATTERING)
Access is just a word you're using to hide what's really going on here.
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
Oh, good. The doctor's here.
needs to dominate creatures
Leverage it up! Leverage. Okay.
(PEOPLE GASPING)
And a shrimp's heart is in its head. Really?
(GASPS)
Uh-huh.
(CLAMORING)
Is it too much to ask For a little human decency
There we go. Okay.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
You're a clean freak. You care much too much about your outward appearance.
Building something.
Oh, come on. Yesterday we're in the basement.
who's filling in for kate donohoe? tara gordon.
RYAN: Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Go. Go. Go.
I see where you're going with this, Congressman. Good work!
I gotta hand it to you, this is quite the show.
Everyone, on the ramp! Until the deck! Come on! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
(WAITING ON THE WORLD TO CHANGE PLAYING)
That's awful dancing! You better stop!
JOAN: Congressman Long went to the city. There's a laundry list of code violations.
(WHISTLING)
Time to wash up, you guys.
The bill would open up fringe areas of the national parks for development.
and the next seven days, no showers, no storms.
luana raycraft and shane wikira. stephanie novotney and doreen ellajavic.
(EXHALING)
I'll tell you.
I am, i thought about what you said and you're right, i need to get my head on straight
I want your full support and nothing else.
when it reconvenes in the morning.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
who's filling in for josephine green? emma cathcart.
mary-jo see and lisa goodsell. sue gallagher and graham toyne.
So, you had nothing to do with the flood? Like where the ark landed exactly?
Yes, but you did it.
You've got a committee meeting in five minutes.