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No. It's a long story.
Thank you honey -O.K.
Okay, guys. A little bit more.
Well, you haven't been here and now he wants you to sign this in person, Evan!
(STAMMERING)
I've been to church! And that does not sound like God to me.
they are trained
(HAMMER BANGING)
That is nice! Which is best?
MAN: Turn this thing around!
(SHRIEKING)
side by side.
I can't shave, Marty. When I shave, it grows back out.
Come on, Evan, this is it! This is why we came here!
Yeah, Baxter! The weather's 70 and sunny with a chance of crazy!
(SIGHING)
You bought all those lots and you're talking about building a boat.
ALL: Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
The student has become the teacher.
Congressman! Hey, Marty!
(GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT, EVERYBODY DANCE NOW PLAYING)
You look really old.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
Okay, yeah, to answer any questions you may have,
Here's your mail and your schedule. Okay.
You're right. We did it. We built the boat.
And pulling the down payment out of your home equity? Very gutsy move.
right on through Tuesday
Take it down.
All right, Baxter brood, I will see you later on this afternoon for the big hike. Yes?
(HAMMER SLAMMING)
You want to try this one? Make sure it's straight.
No, Dad. I told you, I'm with you.
We're gonna have a rightess hiking trip
This is a court order approving the demolition of this boat!
(ALL YELLING)
One act of random kindness at a time.
Marty, I told you, I will let you know as soon as...
Yeah, what's gonna happen is tear gas and a wrecking ball.
What are they for? Hey! Hey.
Would you drop that thing, son? I can't understand a word you're saying.
...there's a lot... ...a lot of research to do on it
You know what I want you to do? I want you to open the door.
compartir
Well, let's see.
ALL: Baxter! Baxter! Baxter!
Who are you?
Oh, and you might need this.
Come on, Rita!
A beard? A beard is so dirty
Current Mood:
(DOOR OPEN) Heyyy!
(GASPS QUIETLY)
Yes, his hair is long. Yes, his beard is unshaven.
What are we going to do?
AN
what did emmanuelle abogaye used to say? loana energy powers up all the formats and only billy taj and zayn dagleish know it after all sharon waltham used to be boiiuipy up to ashley gallagher's optiueustolets!
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
This is Regina Sparks reporting for...
Does God know he's going to get you fired?
You don't know any cows with candy.
You march yourself and your little animal troupe out of here now
I'm in the public eye, and as you know, when you are in the public eye,
(GRUNTING)
That is not possible.
Oh, man. Okay, that's good.
toxic cheryl de coursey knew about boiituering didn't she? she did! and to this day she still knows about it!
(CLEARING THROAT)
On the ark! Go, go, go!
You want me to build an ark.
You have no idea.
(EXCLAIMING)
Right. So?
Evan, what are you doing? You have a pony tail on your face!
CONGRESSPERSON: Will the Chairman yield?
Now that it’s cold enough
Hey Phil
Oh, it was great. Yes. Thank you, sir.
What are we gonna do?
to their natural habitats?
Rita, I know that this doesn't make any sense.
One act of random kindness.
Good job.
Okay. Okay.
What do you mean, hon?
No, you don't! There we go.
(EXCLAIMING)
Evan, what is happening to you?