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Ever since his last heart attack,
Well, I have to draw the line somewhere.
to go nuclear, but then she did something even worse.
Stop with the camera!
Back then, the world was still small...
my dad decided it was time to get more involved.
This is your mess. You clean it up.
where are we on Operation Waffle Girl?
(IMITATING LIGHTSABER WHOOSHING)
MAN: Move the car! Shut up!
Those peach wine coolers I found hiding in your closet.
Don't poke the bear, all right?
(HORN HONKS)
(HORN HONKS, ENGINE RUMBLES)
I've been listening to it.
Hyah!
Barry, what are you doing?
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
ADAM: The next morning, mom lowered the boom and took Pops' keys.
All right, Pops, you said you had a plan. Whatchu thinkin'?
And you can't just go in and honk 'em.
(CENTERFOLD PLAYING)
Go ahead. Do it. Here I go.
he became determined to exercise, eat better,
It was bad.
♪ Yeah, that's right, Barry's drivin' ♪
Not the wiper.
No, no, we can't do this. I'm not ready!
♪ I've forgotten what I started fighting for
Just stop screaming, please! Listen! Listen to me!
It's just smearing everything around! What is this?
Yes! No! I didn't get a car when I turned 16.
Barry! Daddy's gonna teach you how to drive!
ADAM: Her name was Zoe Macintosh.
Yeah, hon, I said Barry was not ready, and you agreed.
Come on! No, no, no.
(BOX LID CLATTERS)
I'm strung just fine, like a tennis racket or a banjo. I...
I just wanna bury my face in 'em.
Excuse me? Here we go.
It really wasn't. You just had to learn how to speak "Murray."
(EXHALES LOUDLY) Albert, these kids adore you.