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Now, papas, I want you to take mom's hands in yours,
Mmm!
"I believe in you."
Well, finally, I-I just couldn't take it anymore. I snapped.
and then... Princeton and then--
Excuse me.
[ Sighs ] Man, you guys sure are messy.
Now remember, the most important thing in pregnancy...
If you've been fooled by a well-endowed man...
Nobody asked you, Patrice!
I have to tell you about my friends Marshall and Lily.
Out.
Thanks, buddy.
or be a bigger person and help my friend.
Wow, look at us.
I mean, it's the least I could do as part of Team Baby.
Barney was working hard to prove he was real boyfriend material.
Hey, what happened to your sock?
Don't lose hope, Ted.
That scam was so successful, it spawned a related enterprise.
[ Russian Accent ] Just a little bit.
- I don't think she's coming. - Yeah.
And-- Okay, it all ties together, I swear. Now--
You mind if I double-check some of this stuff just in case?
Today, we'll be exploring the sensual massage.
[ Knocking On Door ] [ Dr. Sonya ] Come in.
The Cold Call 5000 will dial every female client...
Really? That's how that went down?
He's so dreamy.
Boy, I am not coming across great here, am I?
You know what? Screw it.
Ah, just a little bit.
I just had to be a big enough person to admit that I need help.