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I do have seniority.
Well, I have my eye on the red velvet cake for dessert.
I can handle them-- it.
[ Beeps ] [ Barney ] Hi. I know this is crazy,
[ Muffled ] Barney! Barney!
I can't believe you'd go to so much trouble to get laid.
I checked up on all the stuff this "doctor" says is okay.
This is unacceptable. I'm sorry. We're gonna have to find a new doctor.
[ Ted Narrating ] That's a crazy story, kids. I'll get to that.
Like cheesy matching T-shirts?
Stop being weird.
straight twin brother!
Oh, yeah. Thanks for calling me back.
Because you're always intruding on our intimate moments.
To deal with that rejection from Barney, not to mention your boss,
Oh, I heard Barney didn't send anything today.
I have an extremely attractive...
Dr. Stinson. I saw your ad,
There's clothes everywhere. There's even a sock on the door.
Marshall, you're a grown-ass man.
No.
We needed it back then, and we need it now.
You're the only person I know who would help me do all that.
Okay, first of all, I'm sure Ted's fine.
Why not rerecord it? I did like a hundred takes. It kept happening.
I know about vaginas.
As far as I'm concerned, there was no criminal intent to this assault.
- We owe Lily an apology. - Yeah.
Robin, this is our first session,
[ Sniffles ]