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She's home already?
Put down your Game Boy and look at me.
Thanks, Kimmy! Awesome party.
or just waiting around to open some presents,
I'll take it off your hands,
so the apartment's totally empty.
My what? Ew.
That's not true.
♪ Guadalajara, Guadalajara ♪
so we ended up going to his office instead.
I forgot to actually fire you earlier.
I'm not Iron Man.
So make sure the kids are ready to yell surprise
Maybe you could sell it.
I like how they blow up hospitals.
Mrs. Voorhees...
and you've already got a room with a door,
Not literally, of course.
Unacceptable.
You're just a sweet girl with an eighth-grade education.
and by renting these costumes,
Where do you think you're going?
- He said that? - You're so lucky!
to tell your stepmother that you were drinking.
I did, and I already have all this stuff.
Is this my fault?
back from Bush's second inauguration.
Uh, but I really need to talk to you about your stepdaughter.